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What is the difference between a bird and a fly?????.......................................... .....................................
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!!!!
What is the difference between a bird and a fly?????.......................................... .....................................
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!!!!
No I have known that joke forever.
I thought it was funny!
I did too, but then again, I love lame jokes like these:
A Rabbi, Priest and a hillbllly walk into a bar...the bartender asks, "Whats this, the start of a joke?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your kind in here"...the mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a fungai"
And of course, the classic...A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
By the way, speaking of your fly joke, I'm an advocate that if a fly has a wing removed, it should no longer be called a fly...it should either be called a stagger, a walk, or a stand.
I did too, but then again, I love lame jokes like these:
A Rabbi, Priest and a hillbllly walk into a bar...the bartender asks, "Whats this, the start of a joke?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your kind in here"...the mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a fungai"
And of course, the classic...A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
By the way, speaking of your fly joke, I'm an advocate that if a fly has a wing removed, it should no longer be called a fly...it should either be called a stagger, a walk, or a stand.
lol i got some
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milk dud!
Noah invited all the animals to a meeting on how to cross the alligator infested waters.
Q. How did they do it?
A. They walked across. The alligators were at the meeting
lol i got some
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milk dud!
Noah invited all the animals to a meeting on how to cross the alligator infested waters.
Q. How did they do it?
A. They walked across. The alligators were at the meeting
Stop it, my sides, my sides!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
(you know this thread is on borrowed time here in CDF...it will be moved to the joke arena soon)
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A clown and a little boy are walking through a cemetery in the middle of the night. They hear a weird and spooky noise off in the darkness. The little boy squeezes the clown's hand and says, "It's dark, and I'm scared". The clown replies, "Hey kid, you think you're scared? I have to walk back out by myself".
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