Funny things that make you go "Oh My Gawd!!!" (living in, solicitation) - City-Data Forum

ColorsOfMe · 03-11-2010, 05:22 PM

Hey.....I was just thinking of a post that I just saw in another thread about the "knock and run" services of UPS, and how one poster here referred to a pack of his/her going somewhere else and a relative calling and asking how he/she liked the "blank blank" she received in the mail. Of course, that "blank blank" may not be what I thought it was, but LOL!!!!

Anyways, I remember the story of my STBX being home one day with our son while I was at work, and her mother and a friend were visiting. While her mother and friend were talking their backs were to the hallway leading up to the living room they were sitting in. As my wife (who was facing the hallway) was talking to her mother and friend our son comes baby-walking down the hallway from our bedroom, holding something made of rubber that was flopping in many directions.

She says that she turned three shades of red and went speechless, but somehow was able to hold her composure while talking to them as she went to grab the "rubber thingy" from our son's hands BEFORE her mother and friend would turn around to see anything.

Apparently the bottom drawer in the dresser in the bedroom wasn't closed enough and our son decided to check out the "rubber thingy" and go show it to Mommy.

P.S. To add some drama to this, her mother and friend are very religious folks, LOL!!

Cunucu Beach · 03-11-2010, 07:18 PM

That story sounds like it belongs in the "Most Embarrassing Moment" thread.

http://www.city-data.com/forum/other-topics/15340-what-your-most-embarassing-moment.html

Nomadicus · 03-11-2010, 07:42 PM

Grossly obese people in Speedos and Bikinis on the beach.

sun queen · 03-12-2010, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Nomadicus

Grossly obese people in Speedos and Bikinis on the beach.

Oh my... in a good way or a bad way

Nomadicus · 03-12-2010, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sun queen

Oh my... in a good way or a bad way

In a good way. Shows they don't have an attitude problem.

njsocks · 03-12-2010, 07:43 AM

A man walking out of a bathroom with toilet paper coming out of his azz........streaming down his pants!

What a sight. No one told him either. Everyone just gasped LMAO!

Tek_Freek · 03-12-2010, 08:08 AM

Slightly too much to drink at a local (now gone) watering hole. Turned right instead of left and walked into the ladies room.

Got some interesting comments (and an offer

) before I got out the door.

BigMike50 · 03-12-2010, 09:39 AM

When you start a thread on here and it mysteriously disappears into thin air

Bluesmama · 03-12-2010, 11:30 AM

At my sister-in-law's funeral last Nov, one of her nieces sat in the pew in front of us. She's plump, and she wore low-ride hip-hugger pants (one of my pet peeves). She bent over for something, giving all of us an unappreciated view of the biggest "whale's tail" I've ever seen. I thought we were all going to lose it.

ColorsOfMe · 03-12-2010, 11:50 AM

One time when I was living in Boston I used to spend my off hours sitting out in the sun in front of the Boston Public Library. There are marble benches on both sides. There was this dude sitting on top of a ..... eh'hem ...... solicitation written in chalk. The solicitation offered a certain something at $25 per, intended for males. I asked him if he was the one that wrote that, and he said "You think I wrote that?!?". I could not stop from laughing, and was wondering why in the world he would sit anywhere near such a thing.