Weird News, Drunk Fined for Trying to Bludgeon Cop With Penis. (how much, home)

[JD59]

A man has been fined $900 for attacking a female British police officer with his penis after he tried to hit her in the head with it. She ducked. Cops were called to the home of Marium Varinauskas, 28, by his girlfriend complaining of his drunken behavior.

Drunken Marium Varinauskas Fined for Trying to Bludgeon Cop With Penis

[Nomadicus]

I wonder who will turn this into a movie?

[Dbl-r]

Sounds to me like that could have been a sticky situation if the cops had not showed up

[hdinia]

He overestimates how far it will reach and how much power it has.

[BigMike50]

If that was me .....I would have been charged with attempted murder

[Northwoods Voyager]

When I first read the Thread title, I thought, 'Oh, so it was a male cop!'

[kygman]

When police arrived he stood on a sofa over the officer "exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck,"

Either this was a very small room or she enjoyed where she was standing!

[Magnolia Bloom]

Takes the word "clubbing" to a whole new level.

[Camper1]

I think I got a cramp in my finger from clicking the view larger image!! I was really hoping there was video!!!

[Magnolia Bloom]

Funniest line in the story: "The officer suffered no injuries."

"When police arrived he stood on a sofa over the officer "exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck," said a spokesman." She had only two choices, really. Risk whip lash or get d_ _ _-lashed.