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If toast, when dropped, always lands butter-side down. And a cat,when held upside-down and dropped, always lands on its feet. What happens if you stap a piece of buttered toast, butter up, to a cats back, hold the cat upside-down, and drop him ?
If toast, when dropped, always lands butter-side down. And a cat,when held upside-down and dropped, always lands on its feet. What happens if you stap a piece of buttered toast, butter up, to a cats back, hold the cat upside-down, and drop him ?
Couldn't tell you, but I have heard cats lick the butter!
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Things NOT to do while nude.
~Arc welding
~Tend bees
~Bathe the cat
~Fry bacon
~Insulate the attic with fiberglass
~Slide down the banister
~Ride a horse
~Ride in a car with black vinyl seats on a sunny summer day
~Drink hot coffee while driving your car
~doing both of the above!
~Play with a small dog that jumps a Lot
~Make friends with a porcupine
~Pick roses
~Carry a bag of ice on your lap
~Have a snowball fight
Roses are red
Violets are purple
Sugar is sweet
And so's maple syruple
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And a cat,when held upside-down and dropped, always lands on its feet.
What happens if you stap a piece of buttered toast, butter up, to a cats back, hold the cat upside-down, and drop him ?
