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Unread 07-03-2007, 09:16 AM
 
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What's red,white,blue and green?
A patriotic pickle.
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Unread 07-03-2007, 09:29 AM
 
Location: Boondocks, S.C.
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What's red,white,blue and green?
A patriotic pickle.


Said the STORK !!
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Unread 07-03-2007, 02:51 PM
 
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Dog Pet Peeves About Humans
~Blaming your farts on me.
~Yelling at me for barking....I"M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
~Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose-STOP IT!
~Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet.Why'd you buy the carpet?
~Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't mastered that handshake thing.....Idiot.
~How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know you're just jealous.
~Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
~Any haircuts that involve bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
~Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",then acting surprised when I freak out anytime we go back.
~The sleight of hand,fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain,you nitwit.
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Unread 07-03-2007, 03:28 PM
 
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Yeah-what HE said!!!
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Unread 07-03-2007, 05:15 PM
 
Location: California
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Today is Country Western day!
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Unread 07-04-2007, 04:15 PM
 
Location: LEFT of the white house
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How many shopping days left till Christmas?
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Unread 07-04-2007, 04:58 PM
 
Location: Jersey
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Will they proceed with a fireworks show even if it's drizzling? It's drizzling here. Yet humid...
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Unread 07-05-2007, 05:48 PM
 
Location: Naptowne, Alaska
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Smile Wanna see something really cool?
It's an animated drawing...of a woman...from the inside out. Watch it to the end. Impressive...
Give it a second to load...

http://fcmx.net/vec/get.swf?i=003702
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Unread 07-05-2007, 06:24 PM
 
Location: Lots of sun and palm trees with occasional hurricane :)
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It's an animated drawing...of a woman...from the inside out. Watch it to the end. Impressive...
Give it a second to load...

http://fcmx.net/vec/get.swf?i=003702

See how simple we are?

That was pretty good. They could never do a man.
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Unread 07-05-2007, 08:08 PM
 
Location: LEFT of the white house
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Phoenix, today 112+ degrees in the shade, 125+ degrees in the sun, 135+ degrees inside the car.
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