What to do with the gross neighbors.... (houses, boyfriend, kids)

[Rance]

Throw cold water on them.

[Lisa_from_Debary]

Originally Posted by Rance

Throw cold water on them.

Thats funny...I like the way you think...

If they lived near me, I would have to do something evil...but memorable.

You know what else would be fun...call for an ambulance because you hear moaning coming from your neighbors back yard and your sure someone is hurt...

Disclaimer: I am only kidding I would never suggest anyone mis use the 911 services...

[skoe]

What would you do LisaFD, pray tell!!

Prango - They would have to take my name down. (or do I watch too many cop shows??) I thought that was just the pound that doesn't ask for a name.

Rance - If only I had the nerve!!! My son said he will run up to the fence and bang on it yelling "STOP IT!!!". I told him no!

[canibeyou]

Originally Posted by Rance

Throw cold water on them.

LOL!!!!

Audio tape 'em... then anyonomously give 'em a copy! Wait, never mind... they might actually enjoy that!

Wonder how clean that hot tub gets between "sessions"!

[Lisa_from_Debary]

Originally Posted by skoe

What would you do LisaFD, pray tell!!

Prango - They would have to take my name down. (or do I watch too many cop shows??) I thought that was just the pound that doesn't ask for a name.

Rance - If only I had the nerve!!! My son said he will run up to the fence and bang on it yelling "STOP IT!!!". I told him no!

I'm thinking I would print out some flyers...leave them on the cars all over the neighborhood...maybe even post it on the internet...if they want to be exhibitionists...help them out...let them show off for a whole crowd.

People like that really p i s s me off I have to say.

I like Rance's idea but I'm affraid you could get in trouble for it IF you got caught...so of course with a little care it could be accomplished anonymously...

How about some messages in the boys bathroom at the local high school...For hot steamy sex in the hot tub call...and then give their phone number...I bet that would stop it quickly AND be so much fun...

YES I was an evil teenager, people still talk about some of the stunts I pulled off with friends and never got caught for.

[prango]

Originally Posted by skoe

What would you do LisaFD, pray tell!!

Prango - They would have to take my name down. (or do I watch too many cop shows??) I thought that was just the pound that doesn't ask for a name.

Rance - If only I had the nerve!!! My son said he will run up to the fence and bang on it yelling "STOP IT!!!". I told him no!

yes, the police have to take your name down, but they don't have to tell the neighbors who complained, you can request that you know..

[Lisa_from_Debary]

How about getting a bullhorn, get in a car, have someone driving you...once they start in...shout into the bullhorn, "shut up you stupid s l u t !"

Then of course have the person driving get out of there...don't use your own car just in case...

What fun it all sounds...brings back memories.

[Rance]

Have your son step out back with the water hose. And nonchalantly hose them down!

[skoe]

I read some of your answers to my son, he is so pumped to do one of them!! Thanks for the giggle!

[june 7th]

I would walk into the police station, with my kids in tow, and ask to speak to whoever is on duty...I would then explain the situation, (with the kids standing a respectable distance away) to the police officer. I have the feeling that if you do this with your children present, and the police see that these are young children, that they would be far more inclined to pay a visit to your neighbor, or take whatever appropriate action they deemed necessary. The police would not have to mention your name; they would simply tell your neighbors that there had been reports of such activity...Good luck!!!!