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Oh, I have another one that I have to tell you guys! But it's not my kid.
So, I was walking the dogs this evening and walked by a pleasant young couple who smiled and said Hello. So, I smiled back and said Hello. Then the little girl goes, "Hello Old Lady!"
I could still hear her mother shushing her as we walked on.
one night when my oldest was around 2 we were at walgreens, we were walking behind an older lady when she farted and next thing you know my son yells excuess you old lady, that is what you are suppose to say when you fart!!! lol i darted down an aisle so fast and could not stop laughing!!!
OMG, this just happened this afternoon so I had to get on here and tell it.
At Wal Mart, my dd and I were walking into the store, and a man was walking out. He had on a vest of some kind, with no shirt underneath, and the vest was open. He was older, probably 50's, and not in the best of shape. He did look a hot mess, and I tried to keep my eyes straight ahead as we passed. Then, my dd says (loudly) "Mommy! That MAN has BOOBIES!" I just went deaf and dumb and didn't dare glance at him as we passed.
I had to tell her that wasn't very nice, but she just gave me this look that said, "Why not? It was the truth."
When dd was three or so we were walking across the street and someone in a wheelchair was approaching. DD yelled out something like, "Look at that big stroller" or "Why are they in a big stroller". I forgot which exactly, but I had to talk to dd about whispering to me when she notices something about someone AND to make sure she mentions it after we pass them.
OMG, this just happened this afternoon so I had to get on here and tell it.
At Wal Mart, my dd and I were walking into the store, and a man was walking out. He had on a vest of some kind, with no shirt underneath, and the vest was open. He was older, probably 50's, and not in the best of shape. He did look a hot mess, and I tried to keep my eyes straight ahead as we passed. Then, my dd says (loudly) "Mommy! That MAN has BOOBIES!" I just went deaf and dumb and didn't dare glance at him as we passed.
I had to tell her that wasn't very nice, but she just gave me this look that said, "Why not? It was the truth."
At Wal Mart, my dd and I were walking into the store, and a man was walking out. He had on a vest of some kind, with no shirt underneath, and the vest was open. He was older, probably 50's, and not in the best of shape. He did look a hot mess,
I used to teach school...believe me, you would DIE if you KNEW what your kids tell the teacher! (I will never tell!) But...
My oldest told her teacher she'd had a baby brother but he died from choking on a block. The kindergarten teacher was deeply saddened to hear it, and approached me later to say something suitably comforting. One problem-- never happened. She had a twin sister, and no other sibs (at least, that I knew of). Not funny, just extremely embarassing. I never have figured out where that came from.
When I was a single woman, I visited my brother, his wife and my 3 year old niece and I was set up on a blind date. My niece was with me while I was getting dressed. When she heard the door bell ring, she ran into the room to greet the date about 6 steps in front of me. Just as I was entering the room I heard niece yell.
"Mommie, Mommie, Auntie No Kudzu has fur on her bottom just like you do." My brother chimed in with "Well here is Auntie Furry Bottom right now". Everybody laughed except me. It was a real awkward evening.
After 6 years of infertility treatments, we finally had a son. We loved him so much and told him he was a special gift from God.
One time when he was about 3, he ran down the hall after he had done something especially bad. Just about the time I was reaching for his arm to drag him back to the scene of the crime, he stopped, spun around, put up his arm like a traffic cop and said "STOP, you can't spank me. I'm a special boy from God."
I stopped and burst into side splitting laughter. He says he still remembers this. He's almost 30 now.
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