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Old 11-07-2007, 11:41 PM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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You find out interesting things when
you have sons, like...



1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to
fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.



2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies
and run over them with roller blades,
they can ignite.



3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than
200 adults in a crowded restaurant..



4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan,
the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough,
however, if tied to a paint can,
to spread paint on all four walls
of a 20x20 ft. room.



5. You should not throw baseballs up when
the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling
fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball
up a few times before you get a hit.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.



6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.



7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.



8.. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.



9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.



10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.



11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.



12. Super glue is forever.



13. No matter how much Jell-O you put
in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.



14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.



15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.



16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.



17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of
noise when driving.



18. You probably DO NOT want to
know what that odor is.



19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.



20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.



21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.



22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.



23. Cats throw up twice their body
weight when dizzy.



24. 80% of Women will pass this on to
almost all of their friends,
with or without kids.



25. 80% of Men who read this will try
mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:40 AM
 
Location: Between Here and There
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ROFL!

I can personally verify #'s 3, 5, 6, 7, 11 and 12...oh and they left Sharpie murals off the list..those are forever as well.
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:03 AM
 
Location: In a house
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This is so funny...but true too! Great lift to start the day!!
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Old 11-08-2007, 09:30 AM
 
Location: Texas
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LOL! Yes, life with boys can be interesting. Of course, little girls can certainly pull some stunts too... (I know I did!!!)
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:36 PM
 
Location: Bike to Surf!
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25. 80% of Men who read this will try
mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Woa! Spooky prediction!

My first thought after reading this was "I wonder if I can stop by the auto parts store on my way home?"

I wonder if any dust bunnies have collected under my couch yet?
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:54 PM
 
Location: Kingman AZ
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you should add.....
1 goat + 16 oz of castor oil + one School Principals office on Friday evening = no school for one week.
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