News, Bad Baby Names. (12 years old, music, Hawaii, Texas)

[city414]

judd,biff, dick, prudence are some of the stupiest names i heard yet

[SXMGirl]

I had a student named Sparkle.

[lolkat]

The link won't open for me

My boyfriends last name is Hurley. He was dead set on naming our daughter Shirley

[lolkat]

Oh, and in my class sophomore year there was a Harry Wang.


Poor kid XD

[crazyme4878]

Originally Posted by RoaminRed

A good rule of thumb to follow when naming your child...sit down and try to figure out the ugliest, most cruel thing you can make from your child's name. Then remember that kids will come up with something worse than that. If you can live with the results, then you've got a good name.

My sister did that--she excluded every name one could think of because she came up with some silly way to make fun of it. She finally decided on Elizabeth. The first thing my friend says when he met her... "Hello little Lizardbreath"

It just doesn't work! Kids are too inventive.

[mom2justynsarah]

I know someone who named their daughter "Hummer" like the car. But a "hummer" can also be a slang word for oral sex on a man.

[FLtoVA]

Originally Posted by mom2justynsarah

I know someone who named their daughter "Hummer" like the car. But a "hummer" can also be a slang word for oral sex on a man.

Off topic, but have to tell you this funny story.

My mother called me about five years or so ago (she was 65 yrs old at the time) and asked me if I had ever heard of a hummer. I had heard of the slang for oral sex but not heard of the car. So she kind of caught me off guard and I said umm yes. Well so now she's talking about the car and I'm talking about oral sex. So she says, well Chester (her husband) wants one. She asked me if I thought she should get him one. And I said well yes, if he really wants one, at his age, I don't think it would hurt for him to have one if he really wants one. She said they were really expensive but she thought they could afford it. At this point I was getting very uncomfortable with the conversation but I asked her how she knew how much they cost and she said that they had already been to the dealership to look at them and he had picked one out that he liked. I then asked to tell me more about this hummer and gave a big sigh of relief.

[tiffela74]

"judd,biff, dick, prudence are some of the stupiest names i heard yet"

My EXhusband changed his name to Dick, goes by Dickie......I think it fits him much better than his original name! LOL!! but truly, how stupid?!?! And this from a guy in his mid-30s...sigh....
ya, good one explaining THAT one to our 13yr old daughter!

[Shadozer]

i've heard of a girl named "bobby with a q" and no not spelled with a q that was her actual name! i'm not making this up!

[Shadozer]

btw FLtoVA i havent laughed so hard in a long time!