News, Bad Baby Names. (friend, raising, sister, family)

[akm4]

Okay, I have to admit to one more. A DISTANT cousin named her son after a frequent sensation in her last trimester.

First name? BRAXTON.
Middle? You guessed it, HICKS.

Poor little guy......

[nic529]

Originally Posted by akm4

Okay, I have to admit to one more. A DISTANT cousin named her son after a frequent sensation in her last trimester.

First name? BRAXTON.
Middle? You guessed it, HICKS.

Poor little guy......

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[momlady530]

Originally Posted by akm4

Okay, I have to admit to one more. A DISTANT cousin named her son after a frequent sensation in her last trimester.

First name? BRAXTON.
Middle? You guessed it, HICKS.

Poor little guy......

Good thing you gave the name. I was thinking "Flatulence" when you said frequent 3rd trimester sensation.

[akm4]

LOL!

Heartburn Bitchy Jones, perhaps?

[lovemaine]

I used to have a co-worker whose last name is White. Her first name? Snow (seriously!)! Yup, I worked with Snow White! Another co-worker named her daughters Montana and Nevada.

[tiffela74]

OMG!!! I worked w/a girl named Jan White...no big deal right? Til we found out she was actually January Snow White. Guess its not all that uncommon....Snow Whites of the world..UNITE! lol!!
a guy a few years behind me at school was Harry Barber....sigh....the things people name their poor kids! ugh.
I work w/kids, so i see some....interesting ones...including
Nephertiti
Timber
Clover Field
Bubba (yup, name, NOT nickname!)
Airy
and one lady who was fostering a sweet boy whos name was going to change from what his drugged out mother named him...which was Alucard Wolfblood (dracula backwards)
i heard of a woman that named her child Placenta....i thought it was more urban legand, but from hearing some of the other names some posters have said they heard...maybe not! sheesh..

[akm4]

There were these 3 brothers in our town growing up. Their parents were in prison, so they were placed with a foster family. The most beautiful kids you've ever seen. Their names?

Harley Davidson
Jack Daniels
and
Smith Wesson

I wonder what ever happened to them.....

[jtjmom]

OK, now I have to get in on this one. When I was pregnant with my oldest, my mom asked me if I had ay names picked out. I told her if it was a girl, I was going to name her Jericha. She promptly said "No, you're not!" Yes, I did... and I don't think there's another name that would suit her any better. She is beautiful, independent and unique, just like her name!

That said, I know of sisters named Unique and Atrue Dream. Their dad named them...

And now, for my favorite of all bad names... My ex used to work with a guy named Dave Dickey. Years later, I got to work with Dave's brother. Duncan. And yes, he has to wear a nametag at work.

~Danielle

[Marlow]

There is a very cute little girl named "Harley Davidson" in our community. But that's more common than I thought from what I read here.

I once met twins named Kimberly and Simberly and my first thought was "Simberly got screwed."

[Coldjensens]

From my high school:

Anita Bohn

Michael Hunt.

Paul Ehnis (not a problem until someone saw a letter addressed to P.Ehnis).

A family: Faith, Hope, Joy, and either Charity or Chastity. There were five of them I think all the names were like this. They were all really pretty so they did not get a lot of guff about their names (some, but not a lot).

A friend had a lady in their LaMaz class that did not understand much of what was taught, but after one class she was much enamored of a word that she heard and decided to name her daughter . . . . Myconium.


Suggestions for our twins:

Samantha and Calantha. (from great grandma, I liked it, wifey said NO!).

Frick and Frac (really it was seriously suggested by a later angry creative when we rejected it with a howl).

Candy and Cane.

Milk and Honey.

Sue and Sue. (this person thought it would make raising them easier and avoid one feeling superior to the other.)

There were a ton of suggestions seriously given where the two names made a funny or nasty combination when put together. I cannot remember them all.

Someone told me that their neighbor named his son Espin after ESPN.

My favorite came from a time when I was entertaining (magic) some small children at a church. The girl's name tag said something like Mirthigerlity. I asked her name and she said "Michelle" I looked again at her name tag and she said "My Momma don't spell too good".