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Old 07-07-2009, 12:00 PM
 
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"Watch this......" (with staple gun, scissors or any other blunt object in hand)

or

"I Bet you a million dollars you won't do it......"
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Old 07-07-2009, 12:08 PM
 
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hurry, stuff it under the bed!
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:34 PM
 
Location: Oregon
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All I have to hear to get me worried are two little words - - - - - - - "Uh oh"!!!
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:37 PM
 
Location: Kansas
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Silence. A sure sign that they are really up to something they don't want me to know about.
Exactly! The worst things my kids have ever done have been when the house was uncharacteristically silent.
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Old 07-07-2009, 06:51 PM
 
Location: friendswood texas
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"It was an accident, I swear!" This of course by one of the boys crying.....
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:01 PM
 
Location: New Creek, WV
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I was watching my two cousins (age 7 and 10) and both are trained in karate, in fact the 10 year old just got his black belt... while his sister, the 7 year old, has her brown belt (one down from black).

ANYWAY. I was in the kitchen making mac and cheese when I hear a CRASH and then...

Boy: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Girl: It'll grow back.
Boy: That hurts!
Girl:It'll grow back!
Boy: I'm going to throw up!!

So I walk in to find him very red, crumpled up and, as you guess it... holding his groin. She had side kicked him in THE BALLS. Let's just say... she figured any damage done would grow back... because she has a lizard and it's tail grows back.

*sigh*

That day sucked... lol
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:53 AM
 
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yeah, I have to say that, "It'll grow back," tops this list in my book.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:30 AM
 
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You did it... No You did it.... oh no you did it...

and of course

oooh I'm tellling!
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Old 07-10-2009, 03:56 PM
 
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dear diary....
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:12 PM
 
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dear diary....

LOL!
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