Is this true? (credit cards, capitalism, fund, pay)

[Mr.Cat]

The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) announced today that American taxpayers will not receive income tax refunds next year after filing their tax returns, and said that the money will instead be used to fund the Wall Street bailout package Congress is currently debating.

IRS spokesman Ben Dover said that the agency was instructed by the Federal Reserve Banks to keep the 2008 tax refunds.

“We feel the American people are willing to accept the news that they will not receive a tax refund next year,” Dover told reporters. “After all, they’ve accepted and went along with the outsourcing of American jobs, declining wages, disappearing benefits, no retirement, declining housing prices, foreclosed homes, inflation, high energy prices, usury interest rates on credit cards, loss of individual freedoms and incessant wars. It would be hypocritical of them if they didn’t go along with this as well.”

The 12 U.S. central banks that make up the “Federal Reserve” are private banks. The function of the Federal Reserve is to unconstitutionally issue the nation’s currency and then charge Americans interest for borrowing it. They gained this ability in 1913 after purchasing members of Congress during the Christmas recess; the Congressmen then passed not only the Federal Reserve Act authorizing the Federal Reserve System, but also the federal income tax. The tax was needed to support the federal government’s borrowing of money from the Federal Reserve Banks, because Congress could no longer issue currency as required by the U.S. Constitution. The job of the IRS is to confiscate wages from American workers to support the current banking scheme.

Meanwhile, Congress and the Bush administration are working together this week to craft the bailout bill. A separate bailout bill for American homeowners, called “Let Them Eat Cake,” mandates that some of the Wall Street bailout money be used to purchase chocolate cakes for taxpayers in celebration of the success of American capitalism.

[harry chickpea]

Oh, please. If you believe that, Bill Gates wants to send you to Disneyworld.

[NewJersey?]

Originally Posted by Mr.Cat

IRS spokesman Ben Dover

Ben Dover, or BenD over?


Whew, I almost bought another gun.

[Winter01]

Is that from "The Onion"???

[gwynedd1]

That is whats happening only through inflation tax instead of direct taxes. Or in this case relative inflation since everything is tanking.

[Ken Chevy]

Instantly ... a minimum of 50% of the readers are going to believe that! LOL

AND will ask where they get their Chocolate Cake.

Just how smart are people? Well, the way averages work... 50% are below average IQ.

Sometimes it seems like 90% are, but a person can't win all the time.

If you don't forward this to 50 people within 30 seconds, you won't win the lottery tonight for 900 billion dollars.

Forward this, because if you don't, maybe you wouldn't have been born.

Or maybe they will be out of chocolate cakes for the taxpayers, said Mr Bend Over... I mean Mr Ben Dover... (I always chuckle at that one when I see it somewhere)

Forums; the MODERN entertainment, $25 computer and a phone line for Internet access ... good to go.

Whew, I almost bought another gun.

It may come to that. What will be the next one you purchase?

[Woof]

Originally Posted by NewJersey?

Ben Dover, or BenD over?


Whew, I almost bought another gun.

That Mr Ben Dover (or Dr Ben Dover when Johnny Carson was still entertaining) sure does get around a lot.

[Woof]

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