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Old 11-19-2018, 09:05 PM
 
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It dawned on me that sometimes I say things to my dogs....
If someone were listening in.

To my dogs in the car: "Did you fart or is that your breath?"

Anyone else?
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Old 11-19-2018, 09:10 PM
 
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"You're such an a$$hole"! Well, actually, I say that to people all the time.
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Old 11-19-2018, 09:14 PM
 
Location: Ohio
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"Wanna go pee pee?"
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Old 11-19-2018, 10:20 PM
 
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"Okay, sweetie, time to express your anal glands."

Last edited by petsandgardens; 11-19-2018 at 10:57 PM..
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Old 11-20-2018, 06:12 AM
 
Location: Ocean View, DE
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"What a cute butt!!!"
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Old 11-20-2018, 06:21 AM
 
Location: Texas
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Is your fuzzy face so fuzzy wuzzy snuzzy?
Do you have a widdle wet nose?
Stop stepping on my crotch!!!!
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Old 11-20-2018, 04:10 PM
 
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Get off the counter. (Unless you have kids)
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Old 11-24-2018, 08:41 AM
 
Location: Texas Hill Country
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"Well, hello there little puppy dog!"


"Go for it, little guy!".


The thing is, when I talk to animals, pets, others, wild, in a southern belle tone, it is actually for two practical reasons and not because I'm nuts.


First of all, it lets the animal, especially a wild one, know that I am there, gives them a chance to escape, to not be cornered.


Secondly, it calms me down, both from the chance encounter and then, the insanity of my real world life. I talk to the squirrels on the campus all the time.
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Old 11-24-2018, 06:42 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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I sing the "Bunhead" song to her. There are several variations, using different lyrics and different names she is called by. "Bunhead" is not her given name.

And she's Bunhead, Bunhead, Bunhead
She's a furry bun
And she's Bunhead, Bunhead, Bunhead
She's a lot of fun
And she's Bunhead, Bunhead, Bunhead
Sheeeee likes eating hay.......
And she's Bunhead, Bunhead, Bunhead
Never go away...



Believe it or not, it gets even more saccharine-sweet than this sometimes.
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Old 11-25-2018, 06:56 AM
 
Location: Nantahala National Forest, NC
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Too mushy and sweet to detail here....
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