Funny stuff about the heat (Bullhead City, Buckeye: 2013, home, scorpions)

[PoppySead]

Thought I'd start a fun thread about the heat. I saw this an cracked up. Add some if you have them.
20 Signs It’s Too Freaking Hot Outside | Pleated-Jeans.com

[BuckeyeBoyDJ]

Wooow I am so weak at the melted hanger haha I can definitely see that happening. I don't know about baking cookies in the front wind shield though that's a little too much.

[PoppySead]

Originally Posted by BuckeyeBoyDJ

Wooow I am so weak at the melted hanger haha I can definitely see that happening. I don't know about baking cookies in the front wind shield though that's a little too much.

It's dessert, of course first you fry your egg on the side walk. Toast your bread on the roof of the car, then by the time your finished your cookies are done.

[PoppySead]

The devil wanted a place on earth
Sort of a summer home
A place to spend his vacation
Whenever he wanted to roam.

So he picked out Arizona
A place both wretched and rough
Where the climate was to his liking
And the cowboys hardened and tough.

He dried up the streams in the canyons
And ordered no rain to fall
He dried up the lakes in the valleys
Then baked and scorched it all.

Then over his barren country
He transplanted shrubs from hell.
The cactus, thistle and prickly pear
The climate suited them well.

Now the home was much to his liking
But animal life, he had none.
So he created crawling creatures
That all mankind would shun.

First he made the rattlesnake
With it's forked poisonous tongue.
Taught it to strike and rattle
And how to swallow it's young.

Then he made scorpions and lizards
And the ugly old horned toad.
He placed spiders of every description
Under rocks by the side of the road.

Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter,
Hotter and hotter still.
Until even the cactus wilted
And the old horned lizard took ill.

Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom
As any creator would
He chuckled a little up his sleeve
And admitted that it was good.

Twas summer now and Satan lay
By a prickly pear to rest.
The sweat rolled off his swarthy brow
So he took off his coat and vest.

"By Golly, " he finally panted,
"I did my job too well,
I'm going back to where I came from,
Arizona is hotter than Hell. "

Ah, Arizona - A Humorous Poem

[BuckeyeBoyDJ]

Originally Posted by PoppySead

It's dessert, of course first you fry your egg on the side walk. Toast your bread on the roof of the car, then by the time your finished your cookies are done.

Lol true true but still veeeeerrryyyy ghetto haha I can see all of the photos on Instagram and Facebook now "Look at this guy baking cookies in his windshield" um um can't be having that.....and that's kinda messy I would be so pissed if chocolate chips somehow melted all over my front dash.

[Jnvlv247]

They tried baking cookies and frying an egg in death valley and it worked
They left the cookies on the dash board and fried the egg in a covered skillet LOL
Bet that would work in Bullhead City or Lake Havasu

[cjs123]

Poppy I laughed out loud looking at those photos--priceless! Thanks for posting.

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[cjs123]

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[PoppySead]

Zonies - below are some pics of hotties from AZ. Hot AZ girl, Hot AZ guy and AZ guy who crashed poolside. See if you recognize these people, you'll see them frequently.