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Old 06-02-2014, 10:31 PM
 
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It's obvious the map maker was only familiar with the East End. He was vague in the West and left much of the North blank. There's nothing for Fineview and Northview Heights. I think Northview Heights is all projects.
"Here be Dragons"

Haha
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Old 06-03-2014, 04:22 PM
 
Location: Brookline, PGH
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Although not humorous as dear Jimbo's brilliant mind, these areas need labels or corrected.

Morningside: Where the Italians really live.

Stanton Heights: 1950s in the City

Reserve: Farmland next to the City.

I like the first two. The third should be:

Reserve: Are We Not Men(nonnites)?

Also, thought of a couple more:

Uptown: Unemployed Pimps

Southside: Lose the Pants Already!

Carrick: This Dairy Smells Like Menthols...

Millvale: Just Drunk Enough for Pinball.

Deutschetown: Wir Lieben Banjo

Observatory Hill: We Found Aliens... They Were Kinda Lame

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Old 06-03-2014, 05:04 PM
 
Location: The canyon (with my pistols and knife)
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CITY NEIGHBORHOODS

Allegheny Center: Urban renewal fail

Allegheny West: Lawns that get pissed on every Sunday in the fall

Beechview: No habla Inglés aqui

Bloomfield: Pittsburgh's Shrinking Italy

Carrick: Racist white people who haven't yet left the city

Crawford-Roberts: Vibrant black neighborhood that was mercilessly leveled 50 years ago

Elliott: Yinzers on prime real estate

Greenfield: Poor man's Squirrel Hill

Hays: No trespassing

Hazelwood: Last frontier in the East End

Highland Park: Old jazz musicians

Hill District: Section 8 housing with a view

Lawrenceville: Mediocre houses that sell for $200K+

Lincoln Place: Racist city cops

Mexican War Streets: Domestic cars prohibited here

Mount Washington: Mediocre houses that sell for $500K+

Oakland (south): College students with a passion for home remodeling

Point Breeze (north): Professionals who can't afford Squirrel Hill

Regent Square: People who don't know if they live inside the city limits or not

Sheraden: Ghetto masquerading as an Appalachian hick town

South Side Flats: Beer

South Side Slopes: Bros and bluehairs

Spring Garden, Spring Hill, Troy Hill: Appalachian hick town in city limits

Squirrel Hill: Bagels and pho

Stanton Heights: 1950's suburbia in the city

Strip District: Rich people living in warehouses

Washington's Landing: Yachts

SUBURBS

Aliquippa: ****hole that produces great football players

Bell Acres: Rich people who build giant mansions less than 100 feet from the road

Bellevue: Alcohol is the nectar of the devil!

Braddock: Starving artists

Brentwood: Racist suburban cops

Cecil Township: Texans who work at Southpointe

Churchill: Nice suburb in a bad school district

Cranberry: People who vote reactionary *******s into the State Legislature

Dormont: Poor man's Mt. Lebanon

Duquesne: Ghetto with an amusement park

East Deer Township, Fawn Township, Frazer Township, West Deer Township: Dueling banjos

Fox Chapel: Mansions with mile-long driveways

Franklin Park: Asians living the American dream

Hampton Township (northwest): Roethlisberger

Haysville: Homeowner's association pretending it's not part of Kilbuck Township

Homestead: Ghetto with good shopping

Hopewell Township: Racist white people who left Aliquippa

Indiana Township: Asians who live in the middle of nowhere

Jefferson Hills: The only nice suburb that touches the Monongahela River

Millvale: Hipsters who can't afford Lawrenceville

Monroeville: The only suburb with more than two races of people

Munhall, Whitaker: Yinzers up the ass

Murrysville: Racist white people who left Monroeville

North Braddock, Rankin: ****holes without Ivy League-educated mayors

North Huntingdon: Racist white people who left McKeesport

North Versailles: ****ty 1950's suburban tract housing

Oakmont: Free hole in one for any golfer that breaks a windshield on the Turnpike!

O'Hara Township: Fox Chapel Lite

Penn Hills (southeast): Yinzers with criminal records

Penn Hills (north): The nice part of Penn Hills

Penn Hills (northeast): Dance moms

Penn Hills (west): Suburban ghetto

Pennsbury Village: Apartment complex pretending it's not part of Robinson Township

Peters Township: Steigerwalden (German for "trolls who oppose paying for anything with taxes")

Plum: Racist white people who left Penn Hills

Ross Township: Shopping mall for rich people

Scott Township: Even Newer Delhi

Sewickley: Professional hockey players/Where everybody thinks the rich people live

Sewickley Heights, Sewickley Hills: Where the rich people actually live

Sharpsburg: Trashy suburb in a good school district

Upper St. Clair: Camaro-driving professional football coaches/retired professional football players

West Mifflin: Where airports and shopping malls go to die

Wilkins Township: Monroeville Lite
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Old 06-03-2014, 07:05 PM
 
Location: Washington County, PA
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A few more:

East Liberty: The Hippest Parking Lots Around

McKees Rocks: You Lost, Son?

Polish Hill: Houses Recovered from Dumpsters.

Sugar Top: Grandmas Who Slept with Jazz Legends

Shadyside: $300 Spin Outfits

Braddock: I fell asleep on the bus and HOLY **** IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Literally crying from laughing so hard
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Old 06-03-2014, 07:11 PM
 
Location: Washington County, PA
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South Hills

Bethel Park: If you like brick houses from the 50's and 60's

Mount Lebanon: East end of the south hills

Jefferson Hills: Hillbillies, a ghetto mall, and Cranberry all in one

Upper Saint Clair: Actual rich people

Peters Township: My house is bigger than yours

South Park: Not a park

Finleyville: Hicks who think they're from the city

West Mifflin: Ew

Scott Township: Where is that?

Green Tree: Closer to Downtown than most city neighborhoods
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Old 06-03-2014, 09:06 PM
 
Location: Marshall-Shadeland, Pittsburgh, PA
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These are absolutely incredible! I wish I was this funny!
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