12 Days of Christmas-Pittsburgh Style (house, parking, subway)

[lifepgh2op]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A deer he shot in Fayette County.
On the second day of Christmas, I found in my PG
Two recipes
For the venison from Fayette County.
On the third day of Christmas, I noticed from the T
Three icy rivers,
Two recipes
For the deer shot in Fayette County.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the snow made slippery
Forbes Avenue,
Three icy rivers,
Two recipes
For the deer bagged in Fayette County.
On the fifth day of Christmas we toasted history:
Five Bowl rings!
Forbes Avenue,
Three rivers,
Two recipes,
For the deer bagged in Fayette County.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Sixpack of Iron,
Five Bowl rings!
Forbes Avenue,
Three rivers,
Two recipes
For the deer bagged in Fayette County.
On the seventh day of Christmas we placed upon our street
Seven chairs for parking,
Sixpack of Iron,
Five Bowl rings!
Forbes Avenue,
Three rivers,
Two recipes
For the deer bagged in Fayette County.
On the eighth day my true love was at my place and he
Ate all my chipped ham,
Seven chairs for parking,
Sixpack of Iron,
Five Bowl rings!
Forbes Avenue,
Three rivers,
Two recipes
For the deer we hit in Fayette County (I'm not lying for him anymore).
On the ninth day of Christmas we watch on our TV
Nine Penguins skating,
Ate all my chipped ham,
Seven chairs for parking,
Sixpack of Iron,
Five Bowl rings!
Forbes Avenue,
Three rivers,
Two recipes
For the deer we hit on I-70.
On the tenth day the thaw came and inundated the
Tenth Street Bypass,
Nine Penguins skating,
Ate all my chipped ham,
Seven chairs for parking,
Sixpack of Iron,
Five Bowl rings!
Forbes Avenue,
Three rivers --
They were PG Tested by Arlene herself
For the deer we hit on I-70.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Steeler jerseys,
Tenth Street Bypass,
Nine Penguins skating --
Not the cabbage rolls too?
Seven chairs for parking,
You could have sprung for Yuengling ...
Five Bowl rings!
I swear it was backed up all the way to Regent Square ...
Three rivers,
Two recipes --
And I said, watch now, there'll be more than the one deer, but would he listen?
On the twelfth day we got from our pals the DOT
Twelve months of detours,
Eleven injured players --
They never fixed that damn "bathtub" on the Parkway East, either ...
Nine bucks for a ballpark beer? Really?
Ate me out of house and home, the bum,
Seven chairs for parking,
Sixpack of Arn,
Five Bowl rings!
Four water main breaks in a week,
And our Downtown subway is about to close one of its three stops ...
I couldn't bear to watch a game if they gave me TWO bobbleheads
And a fireworks show by Zambelli.


Source: The 12 days n'at of Christmas, yunz

[TexasGirl@Heart]

^You get reps for that one!