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I think that might have been Will Rogers, if it can be attributed.
It sure as heck wasn't Twain.
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Originally Posted by sol11
Some attribute the quote to Mark Twain, but most simply say "author unknown".
You claim to know "sure as heck" it wasn't Mark Twain. I'd be interested in just exactly how you arrived at that conclusion since apparently the author has never been determined.
I thought the quote went "...and need to be changed often for the same reason." or something along those lines. Leaving the reader to figure the 'crap' part out on their own.
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"Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong." ~Richard Armour
"There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle." ~Alexis de Tocqueville
"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right." ~H.L. Mencken, 1956
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work... and then they get elected and prove it."
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"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."
P. J. O'Rourke
Let's see if we can get a few funny quotes in before the 'flamers' start a'flamin'.
I love people like that, problems with authority and smart enough to mock them with their pants down.
You talkin' about Bill Clinton?
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Ironic isn't it - Regan would know - he was the head of both state and national governments.
