You know you're a tea bagger if you.... (conspiracy, independent, high school)

[mateo45]

• Believe that the biggest problem with Democrats in general, and Obama in particular, is that they breathe.

• Can never remember the difference between socialism and fascism.

• Think the entire US Constitution should be repealed…except for the Second Amendment.

• Immediately change your position on an issue after finding out a liberal agreed with you.

• Find that facts and rational thought give you headaches.

• Think anyone with more that a semester at the local community college is a member of the intellectual elite.

[Strel]

Originally Posted by Jadex

they dont seem to grasp that GOD wants us to be blessed and prosperous

God is a kid with an ant farm.

[Strel]

Originally Posted by ringwise

And liberals wouldn't USE it unless it was also a sexually explicit term.

It is not just "slang". As for being thin skinned? I wouldn't care if you called me that if in FACT you are doing so with no malice. But if you are, you will be called out on it.

Protestors Now Teabagging for Jesus [PIC]

[Savoir Faire]

Originally Posted by wdavid002

You know you're a left wing loser..if this post is the best you can come up with

My original post was heavily edited.

3. Falsely claims that the 2009 Teabagging Festival was "bipartisan"
4. Agrees with Joe the Plumber on most major issues
5. Agrees with Glenn Beck, but can't explain exactly what he or they stand for
6. Doesn't understand Constitutional law
7. Doesn't understand what democracy is
8. Blindly uses the words "socialism" and "communism" without knowing what the hell they mean

[mackinac81]

Originally Posted by mateo45

• Believe that the biggest problem with Democrats in general, and Obama in particular, is that they breathe.

• Can never remember the difference between socialism and fascism.

• Think the entire US Constitution should be repealed…except for the Second Amendment.

• Immediately change your position on an issue after finding out a liberal agreed with you.

• Find that facts and rational thought give you headaches.

• Think anyone with more that a semester at the local community college is a member of the intellectual elite.

Oh my God, you nailed it--especially #s 1, 4, and 6.

[bobtn]

This thread should be suspended so as not to interrupt their Georgia celebration parties (sar).

[Internet,SeriousBusiness!]

Originally Posted by mackinac81

Oh my God, you nailed it--especially #s 1, 4, and 6.

2, 3 & 5 were pretty good, as well.

[TempesT68]

Originally Posted by Savoir Faire

My original post was heavily edited.

3. Falsely claims that the 2009 Teabagging Festival was "bipartisan"
4. Agrees with Joe the Plumber on most major issues
5. Agrees with Glenn Beck, but can't explain exactly what he or they stand for
6. Doesn't understand Constitutional law
7. Doesn't understand what democracy is
8. Blindly uses the words "socialism" and "communism" without knowing what the hell they mean

In otherwords to be a good tea bagger, you just have to be an idiot

[t206]

Originally Posted by TempesT68

In otherwords to be a good tea bagger, you just have to be an idiot

Pretty much goes for anyone that blindly follows in lock step with their party...dems, Repubs, Tea Party, Libertarians, Green Party....all part of the reason nobody in DC can get anything done...people are not flexible and open minded.

[Smoke_Jaguar4]

- Knowing our Founding Fathers protested "Taxation without Representation", now want "Representation without Taxation"
- Believe that anyone who does not look or think like you is actively plotting to enslave or kill you.
- Press for Creationism in the schoolhouse while advocating Social Darwinism in the statehouse.
- Believe in smaller government, but don't mess with your Social Security, Medicare, or Veterans Administration benefits!
- Believe that separation of church and state applies to religions other than your own.