Even protesters need lovin' too - OWS Pickup Lines (job, American, liberal)

[doc1]

"Your mildewed, chigger-infested bedroll or mine?"

"You had me at, "let's kill the wealthy".

"Roses are red, violets are blue, He's paid by Teamsters, me SEIU"

"Hey, we can walk to my parents' place on Park Ave & take a shower before we picket my daddy's office again"

"I luv how u reject the fascistic American standard of beauty by refusing to shave,bathe or wear attractive clothing.Its hot"

The list is growing.....

Twitter

[lifelongMOgal]

That's as funny as #attackwatch!


"Maybe its the pepper spray but my eyes well up just at the sight of you."

[Savoir Faire]

Originally Posted by doc1

"Your mildewed, chigger-infested bedroll or mine?"

"You had me at, "let's kill the wealthy".

"Roses are red, violets are blue, He's paid by Teamsters, me SEIU"

"Hey, we can walk to my parents' place on Park Ave & take a shower before we picket my daddy's office again"

"I luv how u reject the fascistic American standard of beauty by refusing to shave,bathe or wear attractive clothing.Its hot"

The list is growing.....

Twitter

now I know why there are virtually no conservative comedians.

[ahawke]

Much funnier material than any liberal comedians who are uniformly unfunny.

[doc1]

Originally Posted by Savoir Faire

now I know why there are virtually no conservative comedians.

You probably didn't like the Attackwatch twitters either.

I understand. Many don't see the humor their sacred cows are the target.

I say the same things about feminists and other Progressive PC types. No sense of humor at all.

[TempesT68]

Originally Posted by ahawke

Much funnier material than any liberal comedians who are uniformly unfunny.

Nope, it just keeps confirming the right wing hate and ignorance.

[ahawke]

Coming from you, that's funny right there!

[Savoir Faire]

Originally Posted by doc1

You probably didn't like the Attackwatch twitters either.

I understand. Many don't see the humor their sacred cows are the target.

I say the same things about feminists and other Progressive PC types. No sense of humor at all.

I don't follow twitter. The lines you listed are not funny, sorry. It has nothing to do with the politics, it's just not funny.Try again, maybe you'll come up with something better

[doc1]

Originally Posted by Savoir Faire

I don't follow twitter. The lines you listed are not funny, sorry. It has nothing to do with the politics, it's just not funny.Try again, maybe you'll come up with something better

Whew, tough audience tonight.

Okay, try these on for size...

"Is that a sickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"No, I don't have a job ... but I hear that you have a few openings"

"I'm an actor right now, but I really want to direct. The entire human race."

"What's a hirsute victim of the phallocracy like you doing in a place like this?"

[UKUKUK]

Originally Posted by doc1

Whew, tough audience tonight.

Okay, try these on for size...

"Is that a sickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"No, I don't have a job ... but I hear that you have a few openings"

"I'm an actor right now, but I really want to direct. The entire human race."

"What's a hirsute victim of the phallocracy like you doing in a place like this?"

Communism jokes about protests that are asking for social democrapy?

Learn the difference between redistribution of wealth and communism.

DERP.