Gigantic baby ‘Jihad’ born in Berlin (middle east, controversial, extremist)

[majoun]

Originally Posted by desertdetroiter

So. Why does it matter what someone in Germany names their own kid? Lotta American kids walking around with some pretty stupid names too.

And not all of them are Palins or Kardashians either.

[vamos]

Well, Jihad simply means "struggle" despite the current negative association with the word. I have no idea why that is thread-worthy.

Sometimes, people give their kids stupid names. Here's a list:

Bad baby names

Celebrities:
Sparrow James Midnight Madden (Nicole Richie and Joel Madden)
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa (Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa)
Seraphina Rose Elizabeth (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck)
Bronx Mowgli (Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz)
Zuma (Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale)
Clementine Jane (Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes)
Knox Leon (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
Sunday Rose (Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban)
Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette)
Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick)
Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)
Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)
Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)
Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon)
Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leon)
Fifi Trixibell (Bob Geldof and Paula Yates)
Calico (Alice Cooper)
Denim and Diezel Ky (Toni Braxton)
Seargeoh and Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
Hud and Spec Wildhorse (John Cougar Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin)
Rebel, Racer and Rogue (Robert Rodriguez)
Free (Barbara Hershey and David Carradine)
Reignbeau (Ving Rhames)
Draco Verta (Danica McKellar)
Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie Oliver)


Diseases:
Fever Bender (born 1856)
Leper Priest (born 1929)
Cholera Priest (born 1830 during the second cholera pandemic)
Rubella Graves (born 1814)
Typhus Black (born 1897)
Hysteria Johnson (born 1881)
Emma Royd (born 1850)
Kathryn E. Coli (born 1894)
Mumps Sykes (born 1891)


Professions:
Cook Cook
Governor Bush
Lawyer Low
Doctor Love
Teacher Blackbear
Judge Savage
Editor Honeycutt
Mayor Bland
Sales O. Justice
Gamble Moore


Sins:
Lust Garten
Greed Sister Mancini
Avarice Sullivan
Sloth Washton
Wrath Gordon
Envy Burger
Pride Saint
Greed McGrew
Pride Saint
Lust T. Castle


Irish luck:
Lucky Green
Lucky Jewell
Shamrock Hardeman of Illinois
Shamrock Dates of Mississippi
The religious types:
Saint Patrick Blan
Saint Patrick Forrest


The patriotic:
Ireland England
Ireland Green
Ireland Brew
Whimsical:
Rainbow Green
Emerald Jewel
Clover Field
A St. Patrick’s Day feast:
Beef Cooper
Guinness Dack
Cabbage Haywood


Foods:
Lunch Magee
Dinner Ware
Bread White
Hero Brat
Mayo Head
Mustard M. Mustard
Pickle Parker
Plum Sellers
Banana Bowdy
Cherry Grant


Simpson pranks
Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern are nearly legendary, but the sad fact is that some people actually go through life with those goofy names. The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:
Al Caholic
Oliver Clothesoff
I.P. Freely
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks

Source: Harry Pitts? The worst baby names of all time - Parenting & Family - TODAY.com

[MIKEETC]

Originally Posted by Memphis1979

Most of the American common "Christian" names have religious meanings as well.

Michael means "God like" or "one who is like God"

Do you know how many people God has killed?

You got that right...!

[Willsson]

Originally Posted by Memphis1979

Most of the American common "Christian" names have religious meanings as well.

Michael means "God like" or "one who is like God"

Do you know how many people God has killed?

None???

How many had Jihad killed?

[MIKEETC]

Originally Posted by tofurkey

None???

How many had Jihad killed?

Same number?

[claudhopper]

I don't care what the name is, she is forty years old and weighs 528 pounds - good lord, that kid doesn't stand a chance. Plus there are 9 others kids? How can she claim to not know she's diabetic, she has to have some major health problems. I'd love to know what dad looks like.

[Mr. Joshua]

Maybe she named him after the difficulty she had squeezing him out. But then again, his thirteen brothers and sisters probably loosened up the birth canal.

[Dumbdowndemocrats]

Originally Posted by uggabugga

Baby 'Jihad' born weighing 13lbs | The Sun |News

When my wife gave birth to my second son there was a baby I swear born with a full head of red hair two teeth weighed 13 pounds 2 oz. he dwarfed the other new borns.Biggest baby delivered at SOMC at that time almost 29 years ago.My wife said better her than me.

[MIKEETC]

Originally Posted by Mr. Joshua

Maybe she named him after the difficulty she had squeezing him out. But then again, his thirteen brothers and sisters probably loosened the birth canal up.

Now that you have mentioned that, I'm thinking Exodus might have been a more appropriate name...

[steel7]

Fat babies are not cute.