Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate Found!!

[california-jewel]

Sorry OP but bringing up Natlie, i feel is a low blow!

[Ford Beebe]

Street vendors in Kenya are selling Obama's real birth certificate.

[rbohm]

Originally Posted by hamellr

It's hidden by the City of Lake Oswego (Oregon) in "a under water bubble capsul".

Jimmy Hoffa's body is also there, and so is Natalia Halloway!

let me guess, elvis is running the security for the lake right?

[wrecking ball]

Originally Posted by california-jewel

Sorry OP but bringing up Natlie, i feel is a low blow!

it's in the complaint ( along with the claim that jason vorhees chased the plaintiff around the lake with a steak knife ).

[Harrier]

Originally Posted by california-jewel

Sorry OP but bringing up Natlie, i feel is a low blow!

Has Mr. Van der Sloot ever been to Oregon?

I know that he has visited Peru!

[Taratova]

Obama doesn't have a birth certificate, he is a puppet ---- for the special interests so he doesn't need one.

[Harrier]

Originally Posted by Taratova

Obama doesn't have a birth certificate, he is a puppet ---- for the special interests so he doesn't need one.

Umm... The man was born in the mid 20th century in the United States of America - specifically in Honolulu, HI.

Trust me - he has a birth certificate - and he has released it.

[Taratova]

Originally Posted by Harrier

Umm... The man was born in the mid 20th century in the United States of America - specifically in Honolulu, HI.

Trust me - he has a birth certificate - and he has released it.

puppets don't need birth certificates. Just a few stings attached.

[Harrier]

Originally Posted by Taratova

puppets don't need birth certificates. Just a few stings attached.

I've been stung by a bee - does that make me eligible to run for president(other than the fact that I am 35, a natural born citizen(as is President Obama), and have lived in the United States for at least 14 years)?