Note from another board

[Katarina Witt]

Originally Posted by Little-Acorn

Sent to me by a friend.

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The $50 Lesson…..

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.

During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday.

Both of her parents – liberal Democrats – were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?”

She replied, “I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.” Her parents beamed with pride!

“Wow…what a worthy goal!” I said. “But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that!” I told her.

“What do you mean?” she replied.

So I told her, “You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I’ll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.”

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”

Her parents aren’t speaking to me.

How lame. Plus, it's a re-run.

Originally Posted by legalsea

Sounds like a fake email that is sent around to gullible people.

Exactly!

[Little-Acorn]

Originally Posted by legalsea

Sounds like a fake email that is sent around to gullible people.

No wonder so many liberals are replying so promptly.

[meson]

Originally Posted by Little-Acorn

Don't point out my post that appeared 3 minutes before poor little meson's post here.

His head may explode.

I read your post, tell why I should believe it....

[Dale Cooper]

Originally Posted by Little-Acorn

The girl realized that, when it comes to helping people, liberals are not only ineffective, they are completely unnecessary.

And she did it simply by applying common sense. No wonder liberals miss it.

Just don't use 'common sense' and 'liberals' in the same sentence.

Liberals are useless eaters. Slobberers and droolers.

[Little-Acorn]

Originally Posted by whogo

The fact is most of the voters who work will vote Republican this November. The Democrats will win the non-working voters by a landslide.

Unfortunately, many of those non-working people were made that way by Democrat policies... and they are well aware of it.

The Democrats aren't going to win anything this November.

But you were right on one point: The election will be a landslide.

[Ceece]

Cute little ditty. Never happened though. Leaves out a whole lot AND over simplifies issues to the point where it has no real life application. Overall, as far as these sorts of spam emails go, I give it a C+. Points for being brief.