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The Democrats have nominated former President of American atheists, Madalyn Murray O'Hair, known for being jailed for refusing to take an oath upon being called for jury duty in Austin, Texas; for filling a lawsuit against the Baltimore City Public School system and winning, which led to prayer and Bible verse recitation becomming illegal throughout the U.S.; and for her service in the Woman's Army Corp. She's deceased, but pretend that isn't the case. She is also known for being a Marxist.
Her Vice President will be Raul Castro, President of Cuba. Pretend he bought off some capitalist pigs to make this legal.
The Republicans have nominated former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke, known for winning the Vice- Presidential nomination for the Democratic Party in 1988, New Hampshire, and serving on the Louisiana House of Representatives 1989-1993. In 1996-2000, he was elected to the ruling committee of Louisiana's largest Republican Party District.
His Vice President will be Ted Nugent.
A third party option will consist of a Lindsey Lohan/Charlie Sheen combo, with the ultimate party nominee being the one who feels the most up to it during election day, and the Vice President being the other one.
Ha. I am the only one brave enough to answer this.
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