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AZ Gov Jan "Crypt Keeper" Brewer has flown the coop. She is "out of the office on official business for one week", but her staff refuses to disclose the business, or her location:
Any guesses? One week's not long enough to get sober, so I'm guessing maybe plastic surgery? Trying to make herself less hideous, in preparation for 2016?
You know, the last time a GOP governor went missing, the results were quite hi-larious!
Governor Jan "I Don't Know Who I Am" Brewer is vacationing at a luxury resort in Mexico. Where, as she sipped her margarita (extra salt) and slapped the butt of Jose the pool boy, she was heard to exclaim, "Well, wadda ya know? These Mexicans aren't so bad after all."
Upon hearing the news that their finger-pointing, forgetful Governor was in Mexico the sane people of Arizona immediately drove south and sealed the border.
Governor Jan "I Don't Know Who I Am" Brewer is vacationing at a luxury resort in Mexico. Where, as she sipped her margarita (extra salt) and slapped the butt of Jose the pool boy, she was heard to exclaim, "Well, wadda ya know? These Mexicans aren't so bad after all."
Upon hearing the news that their finger-pointing, forgetful Governor was in Mexico the sane people of Arizona immediately drove south and sealed the border.
Keep your day job you're no standup comedian. Brewer doesn't hate Mexicans that are in Mexico nor does she hate Mexicans that are "legally" here in our country. Why the spin and lies?
AZ Gov Jan "Crypt Keeper" Brewer has flown the coop. She is "out of the office on official business for one week", but her staff refuses to disclose the business, or her location:
Any guesses? One week's not long enough to get sober, so I'm guessing maybe plastic surgery? Trying to make herself less hideous, in preparation for 2016?
You know, the last time a GOP governor went missing, the results were quite hi-larious!
I'll alert the media to let them know Oldglory is getting all huffy over the missing Ms. Brewer.
BTW: This is barely being covered in AZ. Apparently finding her is not a high priority. Yep. I just checked and the AZ Republic doesn't even have a story on it. The Phoenix New Times is, you'll be relieved to learn, giving it their full attention with the headline:
"No Reward Offered For Safe Return".
Don't you find it rather odd that the Governor of a state is missing and her staff refuses to tell people where she is? Thus the speculation. All they have to do is put out some boring old press release that the honorable Ms. Brewer is ..... wherever she is doing whatever she's doing and this whole thread doesn't exist.
Last edited by DewDropInn; 12-04-2012 at 02:49 PM..
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I'll alert the media to let them know Oldglory is getting all huffy over the missing Ms. Brewer.
