News, Bush Says Iran Could Strike U.S.

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Not only is he trying to put his stamp on what should be a NATO issue, in the paper today there's an article about him warning Cuba about what the US will accept in the transition of power and he recently sent his minions to warn Putin about his actions.

I'm going to be the first to contribute $1.00 to the buy George an "Everyone's Entitled to My Misleadership, Whether They Asked For It Or Not" T-Shirt Fund.

[stlsteved]

Originally Posted by TnHilltopper

AP- March 17th 2011, After two years in Iran and one year after the over throw of Ahmadinejad, President Clinton asks congress for a war supplement of an additional 71 billion dollars. In President Clinton's weekly radio address she claims that the surge is showing tangible results and that troop with draws may start as soon as the last year of her second term she jokes.

In related news, the 82nd and 101st airborne will be completing their 8th tour of duty some tours lasting as long as 18 months. The pentagon has decided to send the improved body armor starting as soon as next week. When asked about the delay, they were told that the body armor the military purchased in 2006 from China contained lead and could not be used so was in turn sold to local US police forces instead.

Anti-war protesters erupted on the Capital yesterday when all four protesters banned together to hold up a hand made sign demanding for the pull out of the Middle East. When asked about the low turn out, the lead protester who didn't want to be identified, stated that most protesters signed a movie deal with Oliver Stone to play extras in his upcoming movie about anti-war protesting in America.

Dick Cheney is expected to be pardoned today by President Clinton for his direct role in the Wyoming whoopsie scandal where Cheney traded two nuclear cruise missiles for 30 illegal immigrants with President G W Bush of Mexico, to work on his ranch in his home state.

President Bush of Mexico had no comment on the scandal but boldly stated that if the United States didn't do something soon about all the Americans crossing the border into Mexico that he would send out the Mexican national guard to begin cross border raids.

In economic news, the dollar is on an up swing as it is now only .000423 to the yen and .00012 to the peso. China and Czechoslovakia are to begin using cheap American labor to produce their goods which is expected to make stocks soar. American consumer confidence reached a two year high when gruel prices fell for the fifth straight month.

In the weather today, Alaskan surfer Dave "tubes" Mcnally is expected to win the arctic surfers championship held this year in Barrow, AK. Bad day at the beach down in Macon, GA today as rains from tropical storm Condi are expected to last through the night.

This would be funny if it weren't so darn scary

[TnHilltopper]

Originally Posted by stlsteved

This would be funny if it weren't so darn scary

Come on now, surfing in Alaska, thats not scary