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They were going to outlaw Pop Tarts until Betty Crocker announced their new 3-D Easy Bake oven. Now kids can just print their own Pop Tarts. Except in New York City; sugar is now a controlled substance. You can still by dope and Oxy in vending machines, though.
Too bad they didn't do this when I was in school - sure would have been an easy way to get some extra days off from school...lol . Heck, if this was my kid, I'd just tell him to do the same thing every time he felt like taking some time off, and encourage all of his friends to do the same.
Your government is takin care of you. I hope you're happy.
Poptarts are weapons of mass destruction plus they can make you fat.
That's 2 wars here..war on terrorism by our youth and war on obesity.
That kid could grow up to be a mass murderer and is practicing by shaping pop tarts into guns.
All kids in America are suspect and you should be thankful the government is taking this zero tolerance approach.
I am so glad I'm not raising a child in today's bizzare world of someone definition of "right and wrong".
I agree with you, so glad my kids are grown, gone and decent hardworking, independent, and sucessful adults. Never gave me trouble. But glad they are grown.
In todays world, if you look at your child wrong, your not doing something right. Gosh forbid you give them the wrong foods not on the governemnts list.
Your Poptarts are weapons of mass destruction, now that is a great line.
Government needs to concentrate on taking care of themselves, not everyone feels that once in a bluemoon, a poptart is going to kill ya. Practicing shaping poptarts into guns, who knows what this could lead too!
homeschool. then you dont have to worry about cops or public school suspending your children, plus the added benefit of taking tax dollars away from the public school system.
A better education, would be to take the boy hunting.
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