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Originally Posted by Finn_Jarber
They are doing a little more than keeping their kids from Boy Scouts. Don't you think?
Why do people deserve to be insulted by simple stating their opinion?
Do people think they can insult others into agreement?
Well, this thread is doing a good job in showing the true colors of the gay agenda.
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I just found that elusive "gay agenda" on the internet.
Gasp. Those damned gays.
Is there really a homosexual agenda?
Is there truly an insidious gay plot to undermine traditional values and subvert the American family?
The very idea of it appears to be laughable – especially to the gay and lesbian community.
*****According to one source, identified only as “L.,” this is the menacing and dangerous “gay agenda”:
The Gay Agenda
7:45 a.m. Alarm rings
8:00 a.m.-8:10 a.m. Take shower
8:15 a.m.-8:30 a.m. Dress and put items into briefcase
8:35 a.m. Leave house
8:45 a.m. Starbucks
9:00 a.m. Arrive at job
12:00 p.m. Lunch with a co-worker. Perhaps Chili’s?
12:45 p.m. Return to job
1:30 p.m.-2:30 p.m. Meeting
5:00 p.m. Leave work
5:30 p.m.-6:30 p.m. Work out in gym
7:00 p.m. Return home
7:20 p.m. Prepare and eat dinner
8:00 p.m. Watch Law & Order on TNT
11:00 p.m. Go to sleep
*****Do you detect just a little sarcasm?
Then consider this anonymous, widely-circulated posting:
The Gay Agenda
Author Unknown
I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and others speak of the “Homosexual Agenda,” but no one has ever seen a copy of it.
Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.
It follows below:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 pm Brunch
2:00 pm
**********1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments,
**********2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
**********3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
**********4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
**********5) Establish planetary chain of homo breeding gulags where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
**********6) Bulldoze all houses of worship, and
**********7) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 pm Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 pm Cocktails
6:00 pm Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 pm Theater
11:00 pm Bed (du jour)
A gay agenda? What a joke! Simply stated, a “gay agenda” does not exist anymore than a “Head Homosexual” exists – at least, that’s what many gays and lesbians would surely (and sincerely) say.