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Republicans are directly related to Satan himself. Republicans are in league with secret groups that want nothing but to harm you and your family. Republicans are responsible for all that is bad in the world and have sought to prevent all goodness at every turn. Republicans espouse hate and are all racists. Republicans have never had a good idea that wasn't stolen from Democrats. Republicans love war and will do anything to attain it. Republicans hate the poor and want more of them. Republicans hate education and seek to destroy it with vouchers. Everything Republicans stand for is a secret conspiracy with the rich. Republicans pretend to be religious. Republicans love profits more than people. Republicans hate animals they can neither wear nor eat. Republicans hate trees they can't cut down. Republicans like dirty air and water, especially yours. Republicans hate women who aren't barefoot and pregnant. Republicans like freedom of speech, only for Republicans. Republicans march in lock-step: all Republicans must believe the very same thing or be punished. Republicans rape the developing world. Republicans hate civil liberties. Republicans live in a dream world of facts, figures, statistics, and quarterly reports. Republicans killed Santa Claus. Republicans destroyed slavery so they could oppress blacks in all 50 states. Republicans are the powerful. All others are the weak. Only Republicans pollute. Only Republicans fire people. Only Republicans are rich. Republicans hate charity. Republicans eat small children. Republicans want to cause financial collapse because it amuses them. Republicans only balanced the budget in 1996 to make Democrats look bad. Republicans only reformed welfare to make Democrats look bad. Republicans only cut capital gains taxes to make the rich happy. Republicans lie about everything, even when they tell the truth.
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Originally Posted by Yeledaf
Republicans are directly related to Satan himself. Republicans are in league with secret groups that want nothing but to harm you and your family. Republicans are responsible for all that is bad in the world and have sought to prevent all goodness at every turn. Republicans espouse hate and are all racists. Republicans have never had a good idea that wasn't stolen from Democrats. Republicans love war and will do anything to attain it. Republicans hate the poor and want more of them. Republicans hate education and seek to destroy it with vouchers. Everything Republicans stand for is a secret conspiracy with the rich. Republicans pretend to be religious. Republicans love profits more than people. Republicans hate animals they can neither wear nor eat. Republicans hate trees they can't cut down. Republicans like dirty air and water, especially yours. Republicans hate women who aren't barefoot and pregnant. Republicans like freedom of speech, only for Republicans. Republicans march in lock-step: all Republicans must believe the very same thing or be punished. Republicans rape the developing world. Republicans hate civil liberties. Republicans live in a dream world of facts, figures, statistics, and quarterly reports. Republicans killed Santa Claus. Republicans destroyed slavery so they could oppress blacks in all 50 states. Republicans are the powerful. All others are the weak. Only Republicans pollute. Only Republicans fire people. Only Republicans are rich. Republicans hate charity. Republicans eat small children. Republicans want to cause financial collapse because it amuses them. Republicans only balanced the budget in 1996 to make Democrats look bad. Republicans only reformed welfare to make Democrats look bad. Republicans only cut capital gains taxes to make the rich happy. Republicans lie about everything, even when they tell the truth.
Now if you have an easy way of replacing 'Republicans' with Democrats, Independents, Tories, Libertarians, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Americans, Russians, Blacks, Whites, Apaches, etc., etc., etc. and printing the same words we'd have the world situation in one convenient location.
Yeledaf - what about book-burning, rabid Christians?
You only vaguely mentioned religion - get with the program, man! You're losing your touch!
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