A cartoon I once saw, wish I could find it again (news, business)

[Little-Acorn]

Came out on April 15 a few years ago, of course.

A nervous-looking couple is sitting in front of a desk marked "IRS AUDITOR". A man in a suit and tie is sitting behand the desk. They are all looking at a jar half full of reddish liquid on one corner of the desk.

The man behind the desk is saying, "We're rather proud of that, actually. It's blood from a turnip."

[rbohm]

might these help?