Ten crooks walk into a bar... (Representatives, parade, Mexican, drug)

[motownewave]

A Klansman (from the Ku Klux Klan), a Nazi, a Soviet KGB agent, a Muslim terrorist, a Mafiosi, a Mexican drug lord, a Hutu anti-Tutsi militant, a Jehovah's Witness door-to-door salesman, a NAMBLA leader, and a hardcore p*rnography director.

They all agree on this: they will put aside each group's differences and establish a political organization that swears to uphold "free speech" rights for all US citizens. Once they together win a court case, representatives all ten groups hold a march down the streets of Lafayette, Louisiana. Then Cajuns fire their shotguns at the parade. Blood is everywhere. The treasonous marchers are defeated. The end.

[TheMoreYouKnow]

Originally Posted by motownewave

A Klansman (from the Ku Klux Klan), a Nazi, a Soviet KGB agent, a Muslim terrorist, a Mafiosi, a Mexican drug lord, a Hutu anti-Tutsi militant, a Jehovah's Witness door-to-door salesman, a NAMBLA leader, and a hardcore p*rnography director.

They all agree on this: they will put aside each group's differences and establish a political organization that swears to uphold "free speech" rights for all US citizens. Once they together win a court case, representatives all ten groups hold a march down the streets of Lafayette, Louisiana. Then Cajuns fire their shotguns at the parade. Blood is everywhere. The treasonous marchers are defeated. The end.

Coonasses from South Louisiana would be much more likely to shoot with a deer rifle than a shotgun.

[motownewave]

Originally Posted by TheMoreYouKnow

Coonasses from South Louisiana would be much more likely to shoot with a deer rifle than a shotgun.

Yep, and any grown man without a weedwhacker is a fruit. And bikers eat salads and they'll be scared of your Ford truck. JK.

[MoNative34]

Originally Posted by motownewave

A Klansman (from the Ku Klux Klan), a Nazi, a Soviet KGB agent, a Muslim terrorist, a Mafiosi, a Mexican drug lord, a Hutu anti-Tutsi militant, a Jehovah's Witness door-to-door salesman, a NAMBLA leader, and a hardcore p*rnography director.

They all agree on this: they will put aside each group's differences and establish a political organization that swears to uphold "free speech" rights for all US citizens. Once they together win a court case, representatives all ten groups hold a march down the streets of Lafayette, Louisiana. Then Cajuns fire their shotguns at the parade. Blood is everywhere. The treasonous marchers are defeated. The end.

[motownewave]

RIP Mr Spock (and the soul of George Takei after he became the mascot of the goddamned Social Security Administration)...