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Old 06-06-2016, 11:54 PM
 
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I'm already offended by knock knock 'cause you're assuming I don't have enough money to own a doorbell.
i just figured your doorbell broke at an inconvenient moment, and the personat the door was forced to knock on the door.

i am also offended that anyone is offended by jokes, they need to grow a thicker skin.
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Old 06-07-2016, 12:24 AM
 
Location: When you take flak it means you are on target
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And that's offensive too... why does it have to only be knockers or ding dongs? What if someone wants to be both and use both bathrooms?
I knew it wouldn't be long before someone put all the blame on transgender people. That's really offensive. How would you feel if you were born with ding dongs when you were suppposed to get knockers. Talk about a cruel joke.

OK, so one night a man walked into a bar.

What did he say?

"Ouch!"

Ha, ha, get it? Walked into a bar?

Knock, knock...
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Old 06-07-2016, 01:05 AM
 
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I knew it wouldn't be long before someone put all the blame on transgender people. That's really offensive. How would you feel if you were born with ding dongs when you were suppposed to get knockers. Talk about a cruel joke.

OK, so one night a man walked into a bar.

What did he say?

"Ouch!"

Ha, ha, get it? Walked into a bar?

Knock, knock...
a sodium atom walked into a bar, and got into a fight with a chloride atom, they were both arrested for a salt.

an atom walked into a bar all depressed, and the bartender asked him what was wrong, the atom said i lost an electron, the bar tender asked, are you sure? the atom said yes i am positive.
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:14 PM
 
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an atom walked into a bar all depressed, and the bartender asked him what was wrong, the atom said i lost an electron, the bar tender asked, are you sure? the atom said yes i am positive.
This is racist.
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:23 PM
 
Location: Los Angeles
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So whenever a joke is made, somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna be offended.

Not just offended... the offended individual wants the perpetrator silenced; barred from making such jokes again.

Political correctness continues to push for a dull, robotic, lifeless existence.

What is humor going to eventually be reduced to?
I think we should face the reality that "Political Correctness" is simply a nice term for totalitarianism. YOU WILL THINK AS I DO OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES really has nothing to do with being "correct" in the loosest definition of the term.

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a sodium atom walked into a bar, and got into a fight with a chloride atom, they were both arrested for a salt.

an atom walked into a bar all depressed, and the bartender asked him what was wrong, the atom said i lost an electron, the bar tender asked, are you sure? the atom said yes i am positive.
Too fun, I'll play along!


NEVER TRUST AN ATOM...They make up everything!

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i just figured your doorbell broke at an inconvenient moment, and the personat the door was forced to knock on the door.

i am also offended that anyone is offended by jokes, they need to grow a thicker skin.
...or at least some ding dongs
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:27 PM
 
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NEVER TRUST AN ATOM...They make up everything!
If you're talking about Atom and Eve, you're right.
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:42 PM
 
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I prefer knockers to ding dongs but I understand that can be offensive to some.
What if one day you prefer knockers, and the next day ding dongs?
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:43 PM
 
Location: planet octupulous is nearing earths atmosphere
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Knock, knock?

who got knocked up??
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Old 06-07-2016, 04:49 PM
 
Location: My little patch of Earth
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You are joking, right?

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Old 06-07-2016, 05:45 PM
 
Location: Texas
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Talking You'll like this one...

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So whenever a joke is made, somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna be offended.

Not just offended... the offended individual wants the perpetrator silenced; barred from making such jokes again.

Political correctness continues to push for a dull, robotic, lifeless existence.

What is humor going to eventually be reduced to?

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pal. Why the long face?"

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