It has come to the point, we cannot even tell a joke today.

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Originally Posted by louie0406

At work I once told a joke that went..."Why are black basketball players so tall?...Because their knee-grows"

Now everyone except one older black man found it funny! Even other blacks with whom I work with found it hilarious. This one person complained about how it was a very insulting and racist joke. Don't see where the racism exists in that joke but it just goes to show you how some people cannot appreciate a good joke when it comes to race even when there's nothing to be offended by.

That joke is so old and worn out a homeless person wouldn't wear it.

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Originally Posted by Dumbdowndemocrats

A man was sitting on a bench in the park eating his lunch when a beautiful women sat down next to him started reading a book.
The man asked may I ask what you are reading?
She replied that she taught at the university and it was a book about men's anatomy and went on to say do you know that American Indians have the most ridged penis of all races?
The man said no I didn't!
Then she said Amish men have the largest penis of all races did you know that?
The man again said no I didn't?
Well soon she had to go back to class and said it was a pleasure talking to you what is your name?
He replied why its Tonto Yoder...

HAHA

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver recoils in horror and says: ''OH MY GOD!! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!!!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, seething. She says to the guy next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''Honey, you go on up there and give him an earful. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Originally Posted by whogo

How many black polocks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a lightbulb?

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

(One. A politician will screw anything!)

[Mrs. Skeffington]

I heard the BEST Polish jokes ever from a biology teacher I once had...and she was Polish (by marriage).

Some of her best:

There was this Polock who drove to Canada. On the way he saw signs along the road saying, "Clean restrooms inside." By the time he got to Canada, he had cleaned 400 of them.

Two Santas were standing on the street corner. Which one's Polish? The one holding the Easter Basket.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Poland? They couldn't find three wise men, or a virgin.

My favorite one I just heard at work:

You ask someone to say that line from Jack in the Beanstalk... "Fee Fi Fo" (no "Fum")... ten times, in any order. The result? (for example):

"Fee Fi Fo Fo Fi Fi Fee Fee Fo Fi". Mike Tyson's telephone number.