tRUMP Disses The National Pastime (high school, compare, leader, elect)

[JAMS14]

Originally Posted by Camaro5

I would imagine this was done for security reasons. Too many liberal lunatics out there to take this kind of a risk.

I wouldn't have done it either.

No, it was done because Trump knows he would be booed relentlessly, from the moment he was announced to the moment he stepped off the field.

And because this obese, out of shape fat man would never be able to throw a baseball 60 feet to home plate. It would be a humiliating experience all the way around for the fat, unpopular so-called president.

[Timmyy]

Originally Posted by WannaliveinGreenville

Yup. About 50 frothing at the mouth liberals would have rushed him on first base.

Or 50 drunk (from budweiser) right wingers.

[ottomobeale]

Originally Posted by biggunsmallbrains

Wouldn't it be ironic if he "throws like a girl."

His hands are not big enough to throw a baseball. It would be like a typical person throwing a large beach ball.

[Timmyy]

Originally Posted by JAMS14

No, it was done because Trump knows he would be booed relentlessly, from the moment he was announced to the moment he stepped off the field.

And because this obese, out of shape fat man would never be able to throw a baseball 60 feet to home plate. It would be a humiliating experience all the way around for the fat, unpopular so-called president.

Knowing Trump he would have them move the mound 40 feet closer to home plate to make him look better.

[Timmyy]

Originally Posted by ottomobeale

His hands are not big enough to throw a baseball. It would be like a typical person throwing a large beach ball.

LOL. Best response yet. I forgot about his tiny hands. He is only able to palm golf balls.

[Eeyore1954]

This is very important news. You must have a lot of time.

[01Snake]

Wait. I thought you guys were sick of him wasting money via use of the Secret Service detail. Just think of the money it will save not doing this event.

In other news, does it ever get embarrassing starting these redundant threads everyday?

[Marlow]

Originally Posted by Retroit

Thank you, Mr. President, for not wasting your time on frivolities.

Damn straight. Good thing he doesn't waste time on stupid stuff like golfing.

[Myghost]

Originally Posted by biggunsmallbrains

Wouldn't it be ironic if he "throws like a girl."

Or if his hands were too small to grip the baseball.....

[swilliamsny]

Originally Posted by biggunsmallbrains

Wouldn't it be ironic if he "throws like a girl."

As a girl, I'm offended. Just kidding. You know that's why he won't do it, lol.