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Old 09-19-2017, 02:07 PM
 
Location: Florida
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They have a bad case of rectal-cranial insertion syndrome.
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Old 09-19-2017, 05:30 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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People are nuts these days. Common sense just seems to be gone anymore. I'm getting to the point where I'm just starting to tune so much crap out anymore.
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Old 09-19-2017, 05:35 PM
 
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Many a drunk fisherman have drown because when they stand to pee off the boat they fall in.
Death by drunk in the boat holding the rod
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Old 09-19-2017, 05:40 PM
 
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A while back I s**t my pants and was amazed because I instantly got my PHD.
I bet it was a s**tty PHD!
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Old 09-19-2017, 05:49 PM
 
Location: A Nation Possessed
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For God's sakes, don't play those games! You get pee all over the place. If YOU had to clean the damn toilet, you'd sit your butt down and aim for the porcelain just above the waterline where you don't get splashing. Yeah... that's right, I have to clean my own toilets. Being a man is not synonymous with being a pig.

So when in my home, male or female, and you need to go potty... you sit, you leave, or you wet your pants. The choice is yours.

Or you could go out behind the--unlabeled--poison ivy bush.
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Old 09-19-2017, 06:25 PM
 
Location: Posting from my space yacht.
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For God's sakes, don't play those games! You get pee all over the place. If YOU had to clean the damn toilet, you'd sit your butt down and aim for the porcelain just above the waterline where you don't get splashing. Yeah... that's right, I have to clean my own toilets. Being a man is not synonymous with being a pig.

So when in my home, male or female, and you need to go potty... you sit, you leave, or you wet your pants. The choice is yours.

Or you could go out behind the--unlabeled--poison ivy bush.
You don't make your male guests pee sitting down.

If anyone tried that on me I'd whizz in their sink and leave a couple of hairs behind.
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Old 09-19-2017, 06:27 PM
 
Location: A Nation Possessed
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You don't make your male guests pee sitting down.
Absolutely. Unless they agree to clean the toilet before they leave.
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Old 09-19-2017, 06:30 PM
 
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Let the snowflakes cut it off, they don't use it anyway.
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Old 09-19-2017, 06:34 PM
 
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Absolutely. Unless they agree to clean the toilet before they leave.
Afraid I left those spare hairs behind. Enjoy cleaning them.
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Old 09-19-2017, 06:39 PM
 
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Afraid I left those spare hairs behind. Enjoy cleaning them.
As long as they are in a spot I can fan them into the bowl... all is forgiven. So long as I don't have to clean your splashes.
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