Trump poetry contest! (healthcare, Obama, best, market)

[Listener2307]

Originally Posted by Clarallel

Kristof is a good guy. I don't think he realistically imagines that there would be pro-Trump submissions, but I suspect he'd allow them.

A few days left for any creative people here to enter!

The Liberals Song...To the tune of "My Country Tis of Thee"

My Country's Always Wrong;
This is the Lib'ral's Song;
A Pox on meeeeeee..

Land where we should not be;
We should have died at sea;
There is no people worse than we;
A Pox on meeee...

Small pox and Sy-phil-us;
We brought them all with us;
A Pox on Meeee...

In-di-ans fell like trees;
Then we built factories;
And paved over their cem-at'ries;
A Pox on meee....

[neko_mimi]

What rhymes with Trump is YOUR president now?

[Cruithne]

I'm calling this 'Trumps Tall Tale'



A fellow called Trump with stories tall
Once promised some people he would build a wall

To keep Americans in and Mexicans out
He grew a base and they were without doubt...

That this golden haired dotard would not lie
The wall would be yuge and incredibly high

With a beautiful door that made little sense...
And as time passed, the wall was reduced to a fence

More months passed by and as bills would not pass
The plans for the wall were turned to glass

As it became clear that Mexico would not pay
The dream of the wall slowly faded away

The base did not care - (they were in too deep)
That the fellow made promises he could never keep

They knew much of what he said was absurd
No matter how silly, they believed every word.

But Trump was unfazed and free from guilt
about the beautiful wall that would never get built.



Hmm, I might write another one.

[aliasfinn]

I came up with a poem, but it was too wordy
And the limerick I had, was a little bit dirty
So I'll pass on this contest, and go feed my birdy.

[MrsBrady11]

There once was a fellow name Trump
With fingers as short as a stump
Casinos gone bust
Skin colored like rust
Let's all sing "Hail to the Chump"

[switchtoecig]

now there's a nice variety ... and no pesky censorship

[Cali Doll]

Originally Posted by MrsBrady11

There once was a fellow name Trump
With fingers as short as a stump
Casinos gone bust
Skin colored like rust
Let's all sing "Hail to the Chump"

Very clever!

[AnywhereElse]

The election was won by Trump.
He defeated someone with the sense of a stump.

All the libs and all the Dems,
Couldn't put Hillary Clinton together again.
So, give it up!

[Ghengis]

Originally Posted by AnywhereElse

The election was won by Trump.
He defeated someone with the sense of a stump.

All the libs and all the Dems,
Couldn't put Hillary Clinton together again.
So, give it up!

what a clumsy attempt at a retort

[switchtoecig]

ok, now i'm gonna put this together

There once was election to tackle
Between Orange Face and Shrill Cackle
Whichever you choose
You're bound to lose
Your ass may well end up in shackles


Remember, said Pus*y Curator
When I stormed down that elevator
I said I'd win big
The president gig
They said I was a bloviator


Remember debates, what I told them,
Low energy Jeb, he just folded
I said to the turds
I have the best words
I made sure that market was cornered

Shrill Cackle did nothing but pander
To cows, sheep, goats, geese and to gander,
To all that could make it
Through her speech, who'd take it
Like heroes, hold on till November

She tried to win over that cattle
and still had Old Bernie to battle
She said he was phony
He promised them ponies
And all his bros rallied and rattled

The throne went to Crappy Wig holder
But toilets in Palace weren't golden
And it looked so shabby
Less big than his lobby
Well, too late! To it he's beholden!

Shrill Cackle drank much and got hammered
She cried, cursed, threw glassware and yammered
She went to the woods
In her hiding hood
Prayed not to end up in a slammer



Epilogue:
There once was aspiring Empire
Whoever went over she'd hire
But now we all wonder
We worry and ponder
Because its conditions are dire