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My next-door neighbor was wearing her Tea Party tee shirt and she came over to my house, walked into my kitchen without knocking, and started eating MY specialty potato chips! I said, "Hey, you can't just walk in here like you own the place and eat my Pringles like that."
I'm pretty sure she stole my Obama stickers off my adult tricycle, too. But I stole the Jesus fish off her car, so we're even.
Was she wearing the sticker on her forehead? You were in a checkout line so where was the sticker? Sounds fishy to me. But jerks do happen and some people can't keep their mouth shut.
Okay, this is officially my favorite thread on C-D. There's so much BS posted here, but never have I seen page after page of people virtually calling the OP out as a liar.
Fun thread!
Don't quit your day job, OP. Fiction writing is definitely not your forte.
I'm wearing a Carter t-shirt - under my ski jacket with the Vail tags from the 80's. Look for me at Whole Foods. Looking for vegan lobster. I'm androgynous.
I had to run into Whole Foods last night (don't judge, I usually try to go somewhere less pretentious) for a specialty potato chip. When I went to get in line to checkout, a woman wearing an Obama sticker was about to checkout at the same time, but I had gotten there first. Trying to be nice, I pointed her to the empty lane next to me by saying "I think she's open," as the cashier was a woman.
The customer wearing the Obama sticker looked at me with great indignation and said, "How date you assume somebody's gender without asking. You're so typical of white male privilege!" She then stormed off to another lane.
Folks, that's what the entire Left wants. We can't even feel comfortable having a normal conversation and trying to my nice. I'm lucky I got off with merely a warning, and didn't get accused of sexual harassment.
LOL Well, they are not allowed to say I hate _________ (insert women, whatever minority they want to bash) Of course any political view different than their own = liberals.
Majority of threads are a combination of fake scenarios or obscure examples to exacerbate faux outrage against an imaginary enemy. (yawn)
Too many threads have nothing to do with politics.
"Everything bad, everywhere is "of the left" if you believe these people. In their minds, the world works as follows:
Somebody cut me off in traffic today and he didn't have a bumper sticker praising Trump, so clearly he's "a leftist radical" and "all leftists are into cutting people off in traffic." If he DID have a Trump bumper sticker, than he would be a "leftist trying to hide his evil communist ways behind a false pretense of loving Trump." He couldn't possibly be a jerk who's also on the far-right because we're to believe those don't exist.
Then, I went to the store and the young woman cashier seemed tired and grumpy. Surely, that can't because of long hours, no benefits, and horrible pay. No, no - she's young, so she's clearly "a radical leftist communist" and "all leftists are grumpy and tired.""
So, either the OP is happily posting a joke thread along a similar line of humor, or he actually is a right-winger who decided to literally walk into the joke of the day. Either way, hilarious!
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