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Hard to sing but sing to the tune of Jingle Bells. Come on, you can do it. Keep trying til you get it right.
It works!
DEMs dashing thru the halls, shoving papers underground.
Got to hide those documents I think we're losing ground,
CHORUS
Oh, liberal fails, treasonous trails.
Investigations at the last minute
How they'll blow their top when the FISA drops
and they see all their names in it!
Nancy's on the floor eyes all bleary red,
Chuck is crying in his beer, "My God they'll have our heads!
CHORUS
Oh, liberal fails, treasonous trails. Investigations at the last minute
How they'll blow their top when the FISA drops.
and they see all their names in it!
And now in honor of Bayarea4, please allow me to propose new lyrics for "My Favorite Things"
[ With apologies to Rogers, Hammerstein & Julie Andrews.]
"Liberals' Favorite Things"
♫♫Polio, typhus, diseases medieval♫♫
Ev'rything liberals push for is evil.
Na-ncy prances with pom-poms and sings:
♫♫ "These are our democrats favorite things" ♫♫
♫♫Stacked-up cadavers in hospital halls
Liberals blocking all sensible laws. ♫♫
Feces and fentanyl, typhus and meth.
♫♫ Opioids, heroin, night train and death♫♫
♫♫Needles and feces lie under the swings.
Nancy and Chuck love the sickness it brings.
♫♫ Brown-paper packages stuffed with B-M.
These are the democrat's favorite things.♫♫
Post No. 5 wins hands down.
Post No. 1 was wretched doggerel, which fortunately, made the judging quite easy.
In honor of Trump deciding to make himself the star of this year's Fourth of July celebration in Washington, I would like to propose new lyrics for "The Star Spangled Banner."
"Oh say can you see
Trump’s immense vanity
Which so proudly Fox hails
As he carries on tweeting.
Whose broad girth and long ties
Thrill his fans on the right
O’er the ramparts we weep
At the partisan screaming.
And the Kremlin’s red glare
North Korea's nuke scare,
Give proof to the night Donald Trump is still there
O, say, do Rush Limbaugh and Hannity still rave
While the Tweeter in Chief excavates his own grave?
In honor of Trump deciding to make himself the star of this year's Fourth of July celebration in Washington, I would like to propose new lyrics for "The Star Spangled Banner."
"Oh say can you see
Trump’s immense vanity
Which so proudly Fox hails
As he carries on tweeting.
Whose broad girth and long ties
Thrill his fans on the right
O’er the ramparts we weep
At the partisan screaming.
And the Kremlin’s red glare
North Korea's nuke scare,
Give proof to the night Donald Trump is still there
O, say, do Rush Limbaugh and Hannity still rave
While the Tweeter in Chief excavates his own grave?
In honor of Trump deciding to make himself the star of this year's Fourth of July celebration in Washington, I would like to propose new lyrics for "The Star Spangled Banner."
"Oh say can you see
Trump’s immense vanity
Which so proudly Fox hails
As he carries on tweeting.
Whose broad girth and long ties
Thrill his fans on the right
O’er the ramparts we weep
At the partisan screaming.
And the Kremlin’s red glare
North Korea's nuke scare,
Give proof to the night Donald Trump is still there
O, say, do Rush Limbaugh and Hannity still rave
While the Tweeter in Chief excavates his own grave?
So cute .. have you organized your 4th of July Flag Burning yet?
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