you know you're a liberal when.......... (unemployment, legal, border, illegals)

[fishmonger]

Originally Posted by Happy Cells

You know your a liberal when...

You go out of your way to glorify all the societal break down of the 60's and 70's as some how being a time of "love". When you think Charles Manson is a nice guy, a victim of "the man". When you march in the streets with signs that support the enemies who strive daily to destroy us all, including liberals.
When you can't find enough fault with America, yet you live in America, and enjoy the standard of living that generations of struggle and sacrifice [long before YOU came along] produced but did not enjoy themselves.
When you fill your car with gas, no matter how little the amount. When you use plastic, leather, wood, glass, copper, aluminum, lead, or any other of the materials needed for daily life, yet bemoan this use constantly, as someone else's "evil".
When you insist on screaming at someone who disagrees with your opinions.
When you get into someones face and yell, mistakenly calling it "discourse".
When you whine endlessly about "corporate America" yet you work in the very very CORPORATE high-tech industry, and consider this somehow acceptable.
When you live the life of a complete coward endlessly heaping blame on yourself and others for the ills of the "material" world while at the same time living a life totally in love with a worldly existence and all that this type of "life" entails.
When you openly flout any law you just don't happen to agree with.
When you simply CAN NOT MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!
When your an abject morally corrupt poor excuse for a human, exposing yourself in public, to children, hanging naked from trees, sodomizing yourself in public, beating yourself in public always calling it "art" or "performance" or "expression" obviously not realizing the foolish position that this view puts you in.
When you create and foster and promote every manner of bizarre "religion" based on quirky hip trendy psychobabble tabloid "philosophy" and make endless stupid daily references to every one else and every thing else that does not "fit" into this twisted "world view" you hold so dear.
When you think that nothing is ever worth fighting for, yet you promote and engage in violence at every "protest" you attend.
When you protest like a bunch of completely disorganized apes, not even having the class, foresight, organizational wherewithal or tactical skills to pull off a truly successful demonstration.
When you raise animals to the status of humans, and lower humans to the status of animals.
When you think that everyone in the world should simply listen to you, and all would be right with the world.
And lastly, when you know you are a liberal when you are WRONG!

Here's some more

When you cannibalize midgets
When you steal toddlers' tricycles and use them to run over kittens
When you put a "help feed the homeless" label on your "saving up for some weed" bank and stand outside with it ringing a bell at people
When you throw rabbits at ceiling fans
When you leave mousetraps inside of public shower stalls
When you use babies instead of speed bumps in your local community
When you foolishly believe there are Muslims that aren't out to get us
When you die and end up burning for eternity in hell
When you are the lowest excrement of human slime
When you think the Democrats are only sort of Communist
When you support abortion because your body chemistry forces you to survive off of discarded fetus meat, sort of like a fetus meat vampire.
When you challenge a guy in a wheelchair to a swimming race and then say, "Oh, wait, I forgot about that... sorry..." but you aren't really sorry at all and you just wanted to see that look on his face.

[One Thousand]

You know you're a liberal when "Politicians are elected because they're smarter than the rest of us."

When a turtle is crossing a road, you know you're a liberal when "That turtle has just as much right to that road as you or I!!!"

You know you're a liberal when "Yeah, socialism is evil... but..."

You know you're a liberal when a bumper sticker is "doing your part."

You know you're a liberal when you deserve... anything.

You know you're a liberal when evolution is perfect for the classroom... but welfare isn't a selective force.

You know you're a liberal when sex is OK, but 12 year old girls should be inoculated against genital warts. (Diagram to this joke: If sex is OK because it's natural, what's wrong with warts?)

You know you're a liberal if you're spending thousands of dollars on your Prius battery pack replacement right about... now.

You know you're a liberal if "Thou shalt not kill" sounds like a Constitutional violation of your rights.

Lastly, you know you're a liberal if you feel uncomfortable turning down intercourse with a member of the same sex because it'd be... discriminatory!!!

[pghquest]

You know your a liberal when you think your 12 year old should be allowed to get condoms and an abortion, without your knowledge, but you need a signature from a parent to attend a "holiday" party.

[kanhawk]

You know you're a liberal when you think:
80 year old grandma's in wheel chairs should have to take their shoes off for inspection before boarding an airplane while while the guy with the long beard praying to Mecca before boarding is waved through, just to show we aren't discriminating against anyone and we really truly fair.

[Puddy4LyF]

Originally Posted by kanhawk

You know you're a liberal when you think:
80 year old grandma's in wheel chairs should have to take their shoes off for inspection before boarding an airplane while while the guy with the long beard praying to Mecca before boarding is waved through, just to show we aren't discriminating against anyone and we really truly fair.

Ohhh brother. I believe the Homeland Security Acts are all Republican traits and that's how they choose to run it -- how did that become a liberal trait? I think you'd find all liberals making fun of the security at airports.

Where do some of these people get these thoughts?

[mommabear2]

Originally Posted by pghquest

You vote Democratic locally because you accept the excuse that your county is tens of millions of dollars in debt due to Republican spending, even though the Republicans have not had one representative in the county since 1964.

ROLF! Stop!... you're killin' me!

[mommabear2]

Originally Posted by LML

Happy Cells, Wow. I know you are obviously not a liberal. And I don't even know for sure if you are a conservative. But one thing I know is that you sure are one angry, unhappy person. Hope you feel better tomorrow.

I thought his/her post was funny... Dark sense of humor... I like it...

[Katiana]

Originally Posted by mommabear2

I thought his/her post was funny... Dark sense of humor... I like it...

Me, too. Especially the part about glorifying the breakdown of the family structure. BTW, do you know a parent has to sign consent for an underage child (under 18 in Colorado) to get their ears pierced or to get a simple tetanus shot or any other immunization or surgical procedure? But not an abortion.

[fishmonger]

Originally Posted by pghquest

You know your a liberal when you think your 12 year old should be allowed to get condoms and an abortion, without your knowledge, but you need a signature from a parent to attend a "holiday" party.

What if it were a Ramadan party?

[TexianPatriot]

you know you are a liberal when every single entry to this blog describes you or one of you best friends.

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