you know you're a liberal when.......... (global warming)

[karfar]

Originally Posted by BigJon3475

You know you are a liberal when when you think "progress" means higher taxes...

You know you are a liberal when arguing with a guy at the drive through about your wrong order you start with "well if it wasn't for Bush...."

You know you are a liberal when you start talking about how dumb Bush is and in the same thread/post bring up some conspiracy theory about how Bush deceived the entire world.

You know you are a liberal when you think getting rid of Haliburton solves all the worlds problems.

You know you are a liberal when the company you keep around you tends to lean towards communism/marxist ideas.

You know you are a liberal when you spell fox news as faux.

You know you are a liberal when you think a parasite turns into a baby.

You know you are a liberal when you think Bush controls the oil prices.

You know you are a liberal when your idea of thinking outside the box includes huge government conspiracies.

You know you are a liberal when you believe the gibberish Michael Moore feeds you.

You know you're a liberal when you read this post & scoff at it.

[jmarquise]

actually, that post was pretty good.

Originally Posted by karfar

You know you're a liberal when you read this post & scoff at it.

[norcalmom101]

YouTube - "To Be a Liberal" by Roy Zimmerman

[mhouse2001]

Only each ideology can define itself. Any attempt by the "opposing" view to define its complement is foolish. No conservative ever defined a liberal correctly and no liberal ever defined a conservative correctly. Both groups are defining things that don't exist and believing them to be real.

Why not spend the same amount of energy trying to solve our collective problems? Oh, I know why... because you'd quickly understand how inappropriate your labels are and that would spoil the party you're having. Reality can't be allowed to intervene now, can it?

This whole argument does more damage to our country than any terrorist could.

[rlchurch]

you wouldn't invade another country just to prove to Daddy that you're a tough guy.

[BigJon3475]

In the limited capacity with which your looking at it your dead right.

[Frank_Carbonni]

You know your a liberal when you rail against Bush for executing over 100 prisoners on death row, but get all huffy when you mention that Clinton allowed a severely mentally retarded man to be executed.

"I just knew that you were going to bring up Rector..."

[ottomobeale]

>you know you're a liberal when you are spreading the message of a cleaner planet in a private jet.<

LOL winner

[enraeh]

You know you are a liberal if...
You had thoughts of doing violence when you first saw this bumper sticker:
Be a hero, save a whale!
Save a baby, go to jail.

[northbayeric]

You know you're a liberal if you think we must STOP TOLERATING INTOLERANCE and you're very proud to live in a hatred-hating community!