you know you're a liberal when.......... (gasoline, racist, Kerry, dollars)

[evilnewbie]

I love Walmart though I don't shop at it, I wish there was one nearby... but then their prices aren't exactly cheap... cheap products but they are correctly priced... their food is about the same as any other grocery store, but they sure are convenient as an all-in-one place shopping center...

[LML]

You know you're a liberal when you can't decide if you are more against a candidate that smokes or one who wages war.

You know you're a liberal when you are against capitol punishment for serial killer but are for abortion for an innocent baby.

When you are delighted when your local elementary school has the "tolerance" to have assemblies celebrating all the world "spiritual practices" but threaten to sue if the children sing a Christmas carol at the "holiday" assembly.

[macmeal]

You know you're a liberal when you wear more turquoise than an Indian..

You know you're a liberal when you call gang grafitti "interesting', and praise the 'artists' for 'the message they're sending'..

You know you're a liberal when you don't see how winos survive without a corkscrew..

You know you're a liberal when your opinion of Country Music is dependent on which country it's from....

You know you're a liberal when your local "biker bar" features outdoor racks for 12-speeds, and serves Evian water

You know you're a liberal when your house is burglarized, and you see it as an opportunity to 'replace that old TV set', and you 'hope it went to a good home'...

[LML]

You know you're a liberal when you are (rightly) outraged that the republicans want to tell everyone who they can love but see no problem in telling everyone what they should smoke, drink, eat, drive, and wear.

You know you're a liberal when you feel fully entitled to develop a "plan" for other people's private property.

[jmarquise]

you know you're a liberal when you are more concerned at what people put in their bodies, then what they take out.

[Prinny]

I find it so ironic that republicans are always going after and attacking democrats w/ their "liberalism" comments and jokes. Yet, you don't The Democrats do things like sit around thinking of ways to just attack republicans, hmmmmmm why is that? Do you think republicand are bit insecure always having to attack peoples beliefs? I think so!

[jmarquise]

Originally Posted by Prinny

I find it so ironic that republicans are always going after and attacking democrats w/ their "liberalism" comments and jokes. Yet, you don't The Democrats do things like sit around thinking of ways to just attack republicans, hmmmmmm why is that? Do you think republicand are bit insecure always having to attack peoples beliefs? I think so!

actually, there was a you know you're a republican thread and this was started in response. they are set up to make fun of stereotypes.

[01Snake]

You know you're a liberal when hearing a man speak makes your legs tingle.

[01Snake]

Originally Posted by Prinny

I find it so ironic that republicans are always going after and attacking democrats w/ their "liberalism" comments and jokes. Yet, you don't The Democrats do things like sit around thinking of ways to just attack republicans, hmmmmmm why is that? Do you think republicand are bit insecure always having to attack peoples beliefs? I think so!

Boy you must fell dumb after posting that.

[Prinny]

Why would I feel dumb? Nothing dumb about me at all? I'm quite intelligent actually!