you know you're a liberal when.......... (Al Gore, Iraq, Israel, global warming)

[NewToCA]

You know you are a liberal if you consider tagging (or graffiti) an acceptable creative art form.

[silas777]

When George Bush is a murderer, islam is a religion of peace, jimmy carter a statesman, the most pressing issue this country faces is allowing homosexuals to marry, you actually believe Algore, there is no problem that more tax dollars cant fix, people dont kill people, guns do, baby animals are more important than baby humans, you really think there is a population explosion, big SUV's disgust you, mcmansion's is your new favorite buzz word, you like to use the term's bigot, homophobe, racist and neocon all in the same sentence, you are a soccer fan, you hate nascar and all those stupid redneck hick's that support it, just about everywhere else in the world is better than America, you drive a subaru with a rainbow sticker a celebrate diversity sticker and a kucinich gore kerry for president on the back!

[Puddy4LyF]

Originally Posted by silas777

mcmansion's is your new favorite buzz word

This one is a good one. If you read both threads, you'll see that most of us are posting good ones for both sides. The million dollar question is, Can YOU make fun of conservatives in the other thread also??? I hope so.

[LML]

Originally Posted by Prinny

I find it so ironic that republicans are always going after and attacking democrats w/ their "liberalism" comments and jokes. Yet, you don't The Democrats do things like sit around thinking of ways to just attack republicans, hmmmmmm why is that? Do you think republicand are bit insecure always having to attack peoples beliefs? I think so!

If you think my "you know you are a liberal" comments are bad, you should read what I wrote on "you know you are a republican." I'm an equal opportunity blaster of hypocrisy.

[Noahma]

you know your a liberal when one of your own gets a bashing for something they say, and you claim first amendment rights, but when someone says something that does not fit your ideals you try your hardest to shut them up.


you know your a liberal when you fly from town to town, speaking in large public venues using grid power coming from coal power plant, speaking of how we need to lower our carbon footprint by reducing our traveling.

you know you are a liberal when you say you love the constitution, and our rights, except that one, and maybe that one. ohh and definatly that one.

[pghquest]

You know your a liberal when you find yourself trying to blame the president because your neighbor hasnt cut his grass this week.

[LML]

Originally Posted by pghquest

You know your a liberal when you find yourself trying to blame the president because your neighbor hasnt cut his grass this week.

Well, isn't it really Bush's fault? After all, with the price of gasoline now, my neighbor probably couldn't afford the gas it would take to mow his lawn.

[Mikieo415]

You know you are a liberal when all you want is HOPE and CHANGE!

You know you are a liberal when you can't think for yourself.

[pghquest]

Originally Posted by LML

Well, isn't it really Bush's fault? After all, with the price of gasoline now, my neighbor probably couldn't afford the gas it would take to mow his lawn.

I guess that means your neighbor was stupid and didnt sign a 50 year contract in the 1990's with a lawn maintenance company..

[pghquest]

Originally Posted by Mikieo415

You know you are a liberal when all you want is HOPE and CHANGE!

You know you are a liberal when you can't think for yourself.

You know your a liberal when one cant understand your posting. They need someone else to come out and explain it to them..