you know you're a liberal when.......... (accuse, treason, programs, state)

[Puddy4LyF]

Originally Posted by vter4ever

Not so! I am a liberal and I have been posting on here just as much as on the other one (which I started ). Have you been on the other one?

Same here lol - In fact, I think my liberal ones (pg 1) were funnier than my republican ones, though I did think those were funny too hahahah

[mommabear2]

Originally Posted by camping!

You know you are a liberal when you don't see the hypocrisy in the following statement "I refuse to generalize or stereotype people who are a different race/religion/ethnicity/sexual orientation then myself --- quite unlike those knuckledragging, nascar loving, mullet wearing, bear drinking hillbilly neocons!!!"

LOL! What a way to point it out camping! +2

[Wendell Phillips]

Liberals are those that are too liberal for their own good; while conservatives are those that are only liberal for their own good.

[sanrene]

You protested American intervention in Vietnam, but support American intervention in Haiti, Somalia, and Bosnia.

Upon hearing of anything bad that has happened, the first thing you think should be done is that the oil companies should be investigated.

You ever proposed that cockaroaches should be placed on the endangered species list.

You ever drove to an Earth Day rally in a Lincoln Towncar, or a Ferrari.

You think that the Unabomber "has a point."

You cried out, "Where did I go wrong!" when your son or daughter joined the Marine Corps.

You think Newt Gingrich should be dipped in gravy train and fed to a pack of ravenous poddles.

If Clarence Thomas made you sick, Bob Packwood made you protest, but Bill Clinton is a victim of partisan politics.

You don't like the sight of guns or soldiers, even in a Disney movie.


Not my own.

[mommabear2]

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth.

You want to protest something but don't know what...

You support affordable housing but don't want it in YOUR neighborhood.

and my personal favorite...

You know you are a liberal when you call Republicans racist but believe that minorities can't succeed without affirmative action...

Paraphrased from other sites (aka not my own either).

[NewToCA]

You blame America first.

[paullySC]

You know you're a liberal when you are agreeing with socialist and communist ideals without thinking twice.

[lilypad]

You know you are a liberal when you insist on everyone's across the board "equality" for and "right" to government goods and services, even if it means turning the US into a third world country.

[cobolt]

You know you're a liberal when you distribute "clean needles" to junkies

You know you're a liberal when you think everyone should eat bottom feeder fish like sardines and anchovies in order to "save the salmon" and you provide "tasty recipes" to make it sound enticing

You know you're a liberal when you place the value of a smelt's life over that of a human being

You know you're a liberal if you think the socks and sandals combination is a neat fashion statement

You know you're a liberal if you haven't washed your hair in months because you want to save water

You know you're a liberal when you vote with your heart and not your head

You know you're a liberal when you believe give outs to criminals and illegals at a cost to hard-working, productive citizens is a good thing because they must pay "their fair share"

You know you're a liberal if you feel life should be "fair."

You know you're a liberal when you don't understand what you protest, but protesting in itself is "cool" so you do it

You know you're a liberal when you believe the government is the answer to all your problems

You know you're a liberal when you believe guns kill people and dismiss the fact that people kill people

You know you're a liberal when you believe we need to "tear down the middle class" (a liberal actually said this to me at a BBQ two weeks ago as she was feeling very important in her floppy hat, hippie skirt, and sipping her organic beer)

You know you're a liberal when you think the Messiah (aka Obama) is the answer

[sanrene]

You know you're a liberal when your talking points are repeated by dictators, communists and terrorists