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Originally Posted by fatchance2005
These are good, but in my opinion the best one they've come up with is that he's the illegitimate son of Malcolm X and his birth certificate is in an underground vault guarded by former KGB waiting for him to restore Communism. I swear, I'm not making this up!
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Well, I have heard that Bush is the illegitimate son of Howdy Doody and they hide his birth certificate in Vampire Cheney's coffin guarded by Harriet Meyers until they can damn this nation to hell.