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Old 06-29-2012, 11:06 PM
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Even ordinary folks like you can buy a Kia!!

Yes You Can Barack Obama Rio - YouTube

Old 06-29-2012, 11:30 PM
Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan
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He is a walking joke. The real joke is people actually voted for this joke. And every day, he gets one step closer to turning this country into a joke. I hope you are all happy with your hope and change.
Old 06-29-2012, 11:46 PM
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Thanks people for the laughs, some good, some great, some so so, but needed the laugh.

My joke about Obama cannot be put on here, it is too XXX rated.

Let your imagination run wild, and you might have figured out the joke?
Old 06-30-2012, 04:11 PM
Location: Florida
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Obama thinks this way..."If at first you don't succeed, change the rules."

It's a funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he'll be president.

Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks, nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?

Annoy Obama. Think for yourself!
Old 06-30-2012, 04:30 PM
Location: somewhere in the woods
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O bama
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Old 06-30-2012, 04:42 PM
Location: Florida
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New medicare program

One you can participate in at Low Cost

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any Obamacare taxes anymore.
Old 06-30-2012, 05:39 PM
Location: My little patch of Earth
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There is no joke as funny as the original joke:


But then the real joke is on us.
Old 06-30-2012, 06:25 PM
Location: Phoenix
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I have a one. I saw this on a public forum. Apparently some yokel started a thread to make fun of Obama. The title of the thread was supposed to be "Post your favorite Obama joke" but the idiot could not get it right and it came out "Post you favorite Obama joke"
Old 06-30-2012, 07:18 PM
Location: Va. Beach
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Q: What does Obama call illegal aliens?

A: Undocumented Democrats.

One day Saint Peter and Abraham Lincoln were up in Heaven looking down through the clouds at the Earth below. Peter pointed at the White House and told Lincoln that America finally had its first Black President. "Honest?" asked Abe. Saint Peter replied, "Nope, Barack Obama."
If you voted for Obama in 2008, it proved you are not a racist. If you vote for Obama again in 2012, it will prove that you are one.
“The liberals are asking us to give Obama more time. And I think 25-to-life would be a good start.” --William Batchelder, Ohio State House speaker
Q. How can you tell if Obama is lying?
A. His teleprompter is glowing.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'I ♥ Obama.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

And for the Finale, The Pièce de résistance.
We now have proof Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Drum roll please.......

He registered last week as a Democrat in Chicago.

Old 06-30-2012, 08:32 PM
Location: NJ
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