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"Big day in Detroit. You may have heard about this. The Obama Administration asked General Motors C.E.O. Rick Wagoner to step down, and he agreed, which is good news for Obama. You know, the last time he tried to get someone to quit, it took months. And even then, he had to promise her a job as Secretary of State." --Jay Leno
Aside from this one, they're all stale, old and boring...like Republicans!!
(No wonder why the youth can't dig Republicans. You guys are the jokes!! )
Obama creates a lemonade stand on the white house lawn.
Next to it is a print press and a lemonade juice maker.
Obama offers you lemonade and or free money.
Pelosi and most of the head democrats join him in a nice PR move.
Obama doesnt believe in charging for the lemonade and finds via the government we can make people less thristy.
The first kid says I want 3 juices please and Obama has them all ready and kid says thank you.
The second kid says can I just have a dollar.
Obama hits the print press and says sure.
The Third kid says can I have a bike.
Obama says kid we dont have bikes here... the kid replies well you have the last kid a dollar about about 100 for a new bike. So Obama hits the machine for a new 100 dollar bill.
So soon word spreads of new money and lemonade for free.
Thousand show up and everyone is happy, the line grows and grows.
Then suddenly the printing press stops working its out of paper has no ink and is complete broken.. everyone is angry and mad and leave upset and some even riot.
Obama looks sad, as do the democrats as they lower their heads in disappointment.
Obama looks at the rest of the democrats and says...
Now what do we do?
Why did Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
Bill thinks Obamas the bomb.
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Obama joke by me.
