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Old 12-06-2009, 06:52 AM
 
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This is just too funny. It's just a spoof I copied/pasted from Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity | Celeb Jihad.



The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”
very funny
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Old 12-06-2009, 07:42 AM
 
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My question is why you care about or pay attention to what Al Sharpton says... no one else does.
C'mon and lighten up Chielgirl.

Even progressives can enjoy a politcally incorrect joke, no?

I don't care who you are, that spoof is funny.

I have to admit though, I'm a sucker for good Irish jokes.

The more politcally incorrect and bawdier, the better.
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Old 12-06-2009, 07:54 AM
 
Location: Wherever women are
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This is just too funny. It's just a spoof I copied/pasted from Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity | Celeb Jihad.



The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”
That's hilarious

But isn't he only half black??
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Old 12-06-2009, 08:07 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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Spoof or not, here is one person's more serious take on it.


Tiger's troubles widen his distance from blacks - Yahoo! News
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Old 12-06-2009, 08:29 AM
 
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Spoof or not, here is one person's more serious take on it.


Tiger's troubles widen his distance from blacks - Yahoo! News
Well, it's like they say, "One you go white, you never....." wait a minute, how does that saying go?
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Old 12-06-2009, 08:31 AM
 
Location: southern california
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there is so much darkness in sharptons world-- down often looks like up. if those who lead- stumble in darkness-- how can the people be helped.
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Old 12-06-2009, 08:41 AM
 
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C'mon and lighten up Chielgirl.

Even progressives can enjoy a politcally incorrect joke, no?

I don't care who you are, that spoof is funny.

I have to admit though, I'm a sucker for good Irish jokes.

The more politcally incorrect and bawdier, the better.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a beautiful girl are riding together in a train, with the beautiful girl in the middle.The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Irishman are sitting there looking perplexed. The Englishman is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

The Englishman is thinking "Damn it, that Mick must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me."

The girl is thinking, "That Englishman must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Irishman instead and got slapped."

The Irishman is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Englishman again!!
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Old 12-06-2009, 08:47 AM
 
Location: In The Outland
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Any time anything racially oriented comes into the public attention, good old Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson have to go and get right in the middle of it all. Freaking egotistical attention hounds they are.
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Old 12-06-2009, 09:27 AM
 
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Any time anything racially oriented comes into the public attention, good old Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson have to go and get right in the middle of it all. Freaking egotistical attention hounds they are.
They just like to keep the pot stirred.
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Old 12-06-2009, 01:19 PM
 
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Tiger likes his women like he likes his golf balls: white and dimpled
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