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Old 03-02-2010, 05:03 PM
 
Location: OB
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:07 PM
 
Location: Maine
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I like those little marshmallows in mine and, yes I'd like to see more chocolate in government.
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sounds like a plan!!
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Old 03-02-2010, 07:10 PM
 
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Old 03-02-2010, 07:16 PM
 
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Hmmmm. I am a coffee addict (but not that kind), I enjoy tea. Chocolate makes you fat.
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Old 03-02-2010, 07:20 PM
 
Location: Blankity-blank!
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I might be interested if you could get Sarah Palin to dance around in her underwear.
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:06 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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If the hot chocolate party won't support my platform on more whipped cream/less marshmallows, I can't make a campaign contribution.
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