I'm forming a new political movement; The Keg party (Taliban, conspiracy, government)

[joejitsu]

You can call us, "Keggars" for short.

We are dedicated to:
-Combating the Christian Taliban's takeover of America.
-Exposing the Marxist-NFL conspiracy.
-Free beer.

Anyone is allowed to join, but if you are currently a teabagger you are not allowed to teabag at our events.

I hope to get enough members to throw a Keg Party on the national Mall, which will be called, "The Keg Stand."

[ecvMatt]

I could not care less about the "Christian Taliban" so, I have to ask; Does exposing the marxist-NFL conspiracy involve hours of watching NFL for research while drinking the free beer?

If so count me in.

[tinman01]

Originally Posted by ecvMatt

I could not care less about the "Christian Taliban" so, I have to ask; Does exposing the marxist-NFL conspiracy involve hours of watching NFL for research while drinking the free beer?

If so count me in.

I am with you but I have 1 more question. Whats in the keg? If its pabst I am out. If its Paulener anything then I am in.

[joejitsu]

Originally Posted by ecvMatt

I could not care less about the "Christian Taliban" so, I have to ask; Does exposing the marxist-NFL conspiracy involve hours of watching NFL for research while drinking the free beer?

If so count me in.

Sure, but not only football. There is a world cup coming up, the NCAA championship, NBA, MLB, NHL, you name it.

[Boompa]

Sign me up! I'll have to give up my position with the organizing committee of the Anarchist Party

[joejitsu]

Originally Posted by tinman01

I am with you but I have 1 more question. Whats in the keg? If its pabst I am out. If its Paulener anything then I am in.

All kinds of beer, but only American beer brewed in the USA. No imports. The Keg Party isn't against import beer, but our main goal is free beer and it isn't right to have the government to have to subsidize foreign brewed beer.

[pollyrobin]

Originally Posted by joejitsu

All kinds of beer, but only American beer brewed in the USA. No imports. The Keg Party isn't against import beer, but our main goal is free beer and it isn't right to have the government to have to subsidize foreign brewed beer.

Good - You'll have to have Yeungling

[GLS]

Originally Posted by joejitsu

All kinds of beer, but only American beer brewed in the USA. No imports. The Keg Party isn't against import beer, but our main goal is free beer and it isn't right to have the government to have to subsidize foreign brewed beer.

I was going to join until I read you are involved in a government subsidy. A free keg is a beautiful thing.........until you put the government in charge of the bunghole.

[Boompa]

I think we also need a lengthy list of crises we really don't care about

[sickofnyc99]

Joe, Joe, Joe, you list free beer FIRST. Nobody reads what comes after that!!! You could be the "lets roast puppies" party and nobody would care. I can assure you, you make that correction and your numbers will explode.