Why Get Upset About The Health Care Bill? Cheer Up, All The Important Things Will Remain As Is! (fast food, legal)

[Visvaldis]

Why Get Upset About The Health Care Bill? Cheer Up, All The Important Things Will Remain As Is!
-March Madness will continue as scheduled.
-Baseball’s opening day is almost upon us.
-Tabloid magazines plan no reduction of informing you of the latest gossip concerning Jolie and Brad.
-Budweiser has not announced any changes in the production, distribution and sales of Bud Light.
-You will still be able to leave your shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot at the mall.
-The fast food chains have not announced any changes and will operate as usual.
-XXXXXL t-shirts and pants will still be available in your favorite stores.
-In most states you can still legally engage in meaningless ***-*** on your cell phone while driving.
-Dr Phil, Oprah, and Joel Osteen will still continue to provide comfort for all problems.
So, cheer up!

[Jadex]

lol That does appear to be what most Americans care about. To heck with our freedom and future.

[Spazkat9696]

Grrr Oprah Well actually Grrr to most of that. I must say you're wrong about one Taco Bell now has seafood, and that just seems unnatural to me.

[Little-Acorn]

You're right.

And on the Titanic, the lights stayed on and the drinks kept flowing, long after the iceberg was gone.

Fairly long.

[Chango]

Originally Posted by Visvaldis

Why Get Upset About The Health Care Bill? Cheer Up, All The Important Things Will Remain As Is!


-March Madness will continue as scheduled.

But it's almost april...

-Baseball’s opening day is almost upon us.

My TV broke and there is no professional BB in Utah

-Tabloid magazines plan no reduction of informing you of the latest gossip concerning Jolie and Brad.

But they still can't publish nekked pics.

-Budweiser has not announced any changes in the production, distribution and sales of Bud Light.

But prices per bottle will go up...

-You will still be able to leave your shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot at the mall.

I'm gonna have to push the cart home to my underpass anyway.

-The fast food chains have not announced any changes and will operate as usual.

You can't buy fast food anymore unless you speak Spanish.

-XXXXXL t-shirts and pants will still be available in your favorite stores.

I'm getting too skinny from pushing that damn shopping cart full of cans around and only eating every other day.

-In most states you can still legally engage in meaningless ***-*** on your cell phone while driving.

I'm getting brain cancer from my cellphone.

-Dr Phil, Oprah, and Joel Osteen will still continue to provide comfort for all problems.

There are too many commericals and my ADD keeps me from staying focused long enough to wait for the program to come back on.

So, cheer up!

I bet I can doom and gloom anything! Luckily one thing hasn't changed... An American can whine and complain as much as ever.

[jojajn]

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