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Old 03-27-2014, 09:36 AM
 
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In honor of Johnny's pro day, I've decided to make a poem titled: Heil Manziel!

Heil Manziel!

He who enters college football as an undersized freshman, and not only starts, but dominates statistically.

Heil Manziel!

He who not only dominates statistically, but beats freaking Alabama, and wins the Heisman, all in said freshman year.

Heil Manziel!

He who parties all day long, everyone knows who he is, and everyone wants to be like him.

Heil Manziel!

He who regularly gets hit on by 10/10's, supermodels, and sleeps with woman the likes of which you and I (the average dude) could only dream of even speaking to.

Heil Manziel!

He who came from a rich family, has the pressure to succeed, yet is so talented he can get away with partying all the time and yet still being highly touted.

Heil Manziel!

He who leads an epic comeback in a bowl game on New Year's Eve when everyone is watching.

Heil Manziel!

He who will enter the NFL draft as one of the best quarterbacks, only coming off his sophomore year, and will soon make millions of dollars.

Heil Manziel!

So many haters gonna hate, even if this kid doesn't work out in the NFL (and I think he will) he's lived a life you and I could only DREAM of living.


(he DEFINITELY hooked up with that chick to his right)
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:00 AM
 
Location: Born & Raised DC > Carolinas > Seattle > Denver
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LOL, funny post.

I'm awfully skeptical of what he can do in the NFL. But I wish him the best and hope he succeeds.
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:13 AM
 
Location: Upstate
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He is actually having a great pro day. As I write this, he is 35 for 35. Throwing in helmet and shoulder pads!



http://bleacherreport.com/nfl
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:10 PM
 
Location: Bel Air, California
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Johnny Manziel is a Nazi?
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:18 PM
 
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Johnny Manziel is a Nazi?
By all the haters out there that he has, sometimes, you would think so.
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:25 PM
 
Location: Minnesota
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Tim Tebow: The Sequel. But Goodell probably loves a good circus act.
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Old 03-27-2014, 01:00 PM
 
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Tim Tebow: The Sequel. But Goodell probably loves a good circus act.
Goodell has nothing to do with Manziel or his NFL prospects. That's all on owners, GM's and Manziel himself.
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Old 03-28-2014, 08:58 AM
 
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Tom Brady had one of the worst combines in all combine history. These dog and pony shows mean nothing. Nobody was playing defense yesterday. Michael Vick was a bigger, and stronger version of Johnny Football..the most athletic college qb of all time. Remind me what happened to him in the NFL?
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Old 03-28-2014, 10:28 AM
 
Location: Minnesota
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What a waste of bits to discuss Manziel. He's the Justin Bieber of football. Whenever I see Bieber on a dvr recording, I hit fast forward. I want him to go back to Canada and vanish.
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Old 03-28-2014, 10:30 AM
 
Location: Aurora, CO
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Tim Tebow: The Sequel. But Goodell probably loves a good circus act.
Not quite. Manziel is overall a considerably better QB but a more questionable human being. The kid's had everything given to him on a silver platter. If he comes into the NFL and picks up where he left off at A&M he'll be fine, but if he struggles there's a strong chance it'll be a total train wreck.
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